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An Encounter With A Mad Dog!. . .3 4ny by bingbagbo(m): 12:21pm On Dec 29, 2011
OKWU was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a 1000 NAIRA Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

OKWU thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

ECHE, sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him -- he's just a wise guy when he's drunk and stoned."

ABASS from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"












The policeman collapsed and fainted after which he paralized and died! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: An Encounter With A Mad Dog!. . .3 4ny by mustspin: 2:05pm On Dec 29, 2011
rubbish refurbished, rebranded, remodelled, reshaped, reorganized, restructured, reconstructed, revamped, reshuffled, reposted copy and paste yoke. . . . . . . .

cant even come up with a correlating title angry angry angry angry angry angry





cloned pype angry angry angry
Re: An Encounter With A Mad Dog!. . .3 4ny by bunmioguns(m): 2:45pm On Dec 29, 2011
@ op, See your head like okada Helmet, tongue tongue tongue
Re: An Encounter With A Mad Dog!. . .3 4ny by Nobody: 2:51pm On Dec 29, 2011
JOKE GRADING : A


REMARKS : very hilarious joke but D̶̲̥̅̊ fooools above mε̲̣̣̣̥ won't undastand angry
Re: An Encounter With A Mad Dog!. . .3 4ny by bunmioguns(m): 2:57pm On Dec 29, 2011
DONkollione:

JOKE GRADING : A


REMARKS : very hilarious joke but D̶̲̥̅̊ fooools above mε̲̣̣̣̥ won't undastand angry

and the fool above me is as dumb as as s hole
Re: An Encounter With A Mad Dog!. . .3 4ny by saryonjne: 7:03pm On Dec 29, 2011
nice one, hard work done

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