WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD


GEORGE W BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against
us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

JOHN KERRY
Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it!

RALPH NADER
The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by
unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled
habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the
wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.

PAT BUCHANAN
To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

RUSH LIMBAUGH
I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting
a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there
is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road
syndrome. Can you believe this?!? How much more of this can real
Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars.
And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the
government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.

MARTHA STEWART
No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going.
I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level.
No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die in the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.

GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road.
Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a
serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream
of crossing the road.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace.

ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.

RONALD REAGAN
What chicken?

CAPTAIN KIRK
To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.

SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

BILL GATES
I have just witnessed eChicken2003, which will not only cross roads,
but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook. Internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road,
or did the road move beneath the chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken.
What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE
I invented the chicken!

THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken
THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the
road, and there was much rejoicing.

COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?

nope u dint lol

nairalanders why did the chicken cross the road

kinda cool

why don't you ask OBJ and ATIKU

@nurse
I did.
Obj said
"otta farm is on the other side."
atiku said
"CIA and EFCC are on its tail"

And?. . . . What's the answer. . .

@all why did the chicken cross the road. . .

@night nurse,

the chiken crossed so that you and i can do a BBQ party to commemorate our union.

@topeteadr,

The chicken crossed road because it was coming to nairaland

Lol.Ashawo.

@iwajay,

whose going to make the chicken barbecue? lol

the chicken crossed the road coz it felt like it

Is the chicken a citizen?

I said it. . . . . . . . .the flirt is back. .

. . . . Of d oda side of the road?

"to get to the other side"

Nice one though. got me smiling,

Lol. . . . The chicken crossed the road cuz ituen. . . . . . I assume u know the rest of the story. . .

nightnurse:

@iwajay,

whose going to make the chicken barbecue? lol

Hmn! we'd let tdear do us that honor while we do our thing you know?

@wallas
. . . . . Of the oda side of the road?

@migines
maybe as they said the chicken was even confused if it was crossing the road or trafficking the route

BBQ party. . . I like that. How many shortys are we allowed to bring?

tope_teadr:

Lol. . . . The chicken crossed the road because ituen was chasing it. . . . . . I assume u know the rest of the story. . .

For those that do not know. . . the chicken crossed the road because Ituen was ready to Bla bla bla it to death

Lmao

@freezy
'Tis like u waiting 4 this 4 so long,

wallas:

@freezy
'Tis like u waiting 4 this 4 so long,

Speak English man!

freezy freezy freezy

Wasup jare? How now? u good?

freezy stop disappearing and appearing _{are u a ghost?}
by the way where have u been all this while? _{i have missed ur presence}

this blah thin just had to find its way out again huh!

Ok tessy. aint goin nowhere no more. ma place's gonna be right here babi, ok?

Nw we hv 2 flirt's in the house. . .

yeah! tope and teadr

Freezy,

no just think am reach Tessy

. . . . Na tess u suppose warn dis one wen dem talk say "baba" don die.