A friend sent this to me,

How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45 give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget :
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

really ?

[size=27pt]Endorsed [/size]

@ folahann

Lol

guy u get time,

I give u EXCELLENT - lol

drop your weekly or monthly salary in her lap. yeah, that ought to make her happy

Haba!

@myk

and exactly what guys want? talk to me

Cayon:

drop your weekly or monthly salary in her lap. yeah, that ought to make her happy

To make sure u didn't forget, Hand over ur credit cards.

mykali:

How can u endorse this shit.? more like signing your slavery contract.

I mean what he has posted is correct, those are what women want.

I'm not personally accepting that from anyone, click HERE for what I comply with.

@kyk

Would you like to know what I want

nope,not interested

Cayon:

@myk

Would you like to know what I want

what could u possibly want that ain't listed above?

I aint see the word "YOU" listed above 

lata

Cayon:

I aint see the word "YOU" listed above 

lata

roflmao! that was a good one! hey please maybe create your own thread for jokes likes these next time, they really make one's day great, i have not had a good laugh for some time

Cappuccine:

roflmao! that was a good one! hey please maybe create your own thread for jokes likes these next time, they really make one's day great, i have not had a good laugh for some time

miss coffee. what are u laffing at that i din't notice . . . . ?

@post

u can never make a woman entirely happy. so don waste ur time

dats ryte tufe

@all

Lmao u guyz r funny sha

I think u are funny guyz

bros mykali hw are so sure that ur chick is happy with you,what abt if she is pretending or she is doing that jst 2 get something out of u,so my guy never trust that much and never believe people too much,people change,they are like chameleon,whether,

if the list were to be true,men would not be differnt from programmed robots.

alapomeji:

bros mykali hw are so sure that your chick is happy with you,what about if she is pretending or she is doing that jst 2 get something out of u,so my guy never trust that much and never believe people too much,people change,they are like chameleon,whether,

true talk. ;D

dude, u no wetin she dey do later??

me and ur chic were at golden gate last weekend, so my guy better sharp up

tufe:

dude, u no wetin she dey do later??

me and your chic were at golden gate last weekend, so my guy better sharp up

@tufe

Its unfair ooooo