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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 11:19am On Oct 01, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by olagamalin(m): 2:51pm On Oct 01, 2012 |
El Guapo: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings.Guy, dats stale jooor |
Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 4:22pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Kingso23: 7:17pm On Oct 03, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 9:46am On Oct 04, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 9:48am On Oct 04, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 3:07pm On Oct 04, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 2:49pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
Teacher: What is a verb?. Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre. Teacher: What are you saying?. Student: It is a complete sentence. Teacher: Are you mad?. Student: It is a question. Teacher: Don't be silly. Student: It is an advice. Teacher: Stop that nonsense. Student: It is a command. Teacher: You are an idiot. Student: It is an insult!. Teacher: Get out of my class. Student: It is an order! Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame! Student: It is an exclamation. Teacher: May God have mercy on you. Student: It is a prayer sir! |
Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 2:53pm On Oct 11, 2012 |
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Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 11:13am On Oct 16, 2012 |
One Day, Little Johnny was in Hospital. He asked the Doctor, "How are these Gloves Made?" The Doctor Explained, "in the Company, there is a Big drum full of Molten Rubber, so, they Make People Dip their hands inside, then the hand is Waved in the Air for a Few seconds to make the Rubber dry.., then The glove is Peeled from the hand. ." Johnny: "what about different sizes?" Doctor: "well, the Company have employed very Many people with Different hand sizes..!" Johnny seemed ok with the Doc explanation.. Then after Few Minutes He laughed Really Loud.. Doctor: "Why have You Laughed,?" Johnny, : "I was just thinking of How Condoms are Made. .! |
Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by Nobody: 11:33am On Oct 16, 2012 |
Last night at dinner, little Akpos was asked to lead in prayer. Akpos: But I don't know how to pray dad? Dad: Just pray for your family members. Akpos: "Dear Lord," he started, thank u for giving me such lovely and caring parents. Thanks for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies, indomie, Ice cream. Bless them so that they will never come again. Forgive our neighbor's son who removed my sister's clothes & all her panties and wrestled with her on her bed. This coming Xmas, pls send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry and provide shelter for the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work. AMEN Anyway, Akpors is still unconscious on his sick bed in general hospital. . . Best wishes Akpors! |
Re: Guapo's Maybach Jokes by jbblues24(m): 5:54pm On May 31, 2019 |
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