See me...see curves, Nothing dey fine for una face....most girls on NL no fine reach her and likewise to the guyz ur babes no get dat curvex.
The truth is i wish i could av a babe wit dis features.

shymexx:

You know I've been out of the ends for sometime, I'm back finally...

The last time i checked, you said you were leaving NL for good, around August?

Goldieluks:

The last time i checked, you said you were leaving NL for good, around August?

NL is like crack cocaine, it's addictive lol...

But I don't think I'll be on here next year once I leave - I just need to find a new hobby..

shymexx:

NL is like crack cocaine, it's addictive lol...

But I don't think I'll be on here next year once I leave - I just need to find a new hobby..

Shymmex no leave NL abeg, we like your bubbly spirit and like playing with you. We promise to help get your juicy Toolz into your laps to make you stay here. One has to play away work stress at the end of the day here and it's lovely to meet bubblicious pips in NL.

Ivynwa:

Shymmex no leave NL abeg, we like your bubbly spirit and like playing with you. We promise to help get your juicy Toolz into your laps to make you stay here. One has to play away work stress at the end of the day here and it's lovely to meet bubblicious pips in NL.

Goldieluks:

But this??

Was only tryna be nice after 'loling'....I love errbody though

Shollypopz:
Was only tryna be nice after 'loling'....I love errbody though

Don't 'try to' be nice, just be yourself. Its a frigging faceless forum.

Ivynwa:
Shymmex no leave NL abeg, we like your bubbly spirit and like playing with you. We promise to help get your juicy Toolz into your laps to make you stay here. One has to play away work stress at the end of the day here and it's lovely to meet bubblicious pips in NL.

Thanks sister... I like the way you analyse your points in your posts, and the Caribbean ad-libs as well... I'm a big fan.

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OMG! U guys Just have to c this babe oooooooo! Kai Werrin Fela talk na true oooooooooo!

"if u c one yansh wen u wan to bury your PLICK inside............" NAPOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

livapul86: OP wetin be your own sef? I rushed to open this thread believing, I would see pics of her in a HOT BUM SHORT and maybe some tantalising bikini. Instead, you carry these Mama Mary type of skirts dey advertise.

Respect ya sef, na money I dey use buy data plans for my phone.

Mehn! Me like this quy swaq,i fit dash my sis make you marry
this your comment humour me dyeeeeeee

Goldieluks:

Don't 'try to' be nice, just be yourself. Its a frigging faceless forum.

wetin brinq ol these yamayam qrammar come o! Na so una qo dey chop belle full come take qrammar scatter person head-take ua time o i qo soji 4 uo
i never finish primary six o!hahahhaha

Let's take it back to Tyrese's I Like Them Girls.... **I'm hyped tonight**

I like 'em thick
Small waist with big ol' hips
I like them girls in the drop Bentley
That's the kinda girl I need

[img]http://womenplusgirls.files./2012/04/toolz.jpg?w=200&h=300[/img]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO-A74VAvpc

Whoever designed this Nicki Minaj n-ude piece is a wicked designer sha. One hell of a bad-a*s designer.

Mehn! The qirl hips no dey lie*i fitcum untop this my bed sef#no be small tin!NL qo wound person one day

And I will leave the thread with Machel's song dedicated to Miss Toolz



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqDKYmOx7Sk

It would be quite the sight watching her "walk away"

God sure spent some time crafting this one.

Ivynwa:

Shymmex no leave NL abeg, we like your bubbly spirit and like playing with you. We promise to help get your juicy Toolz into your laps to make you stay here. One has to play away work stress at the end of the day here and it's lovely to meet bubblicious pips in NL.

from yabs to style style toasting,i dey feel una.carry on.

JANK23H:

from yabs to style style toasting,i dey feel una.carry on.

Of small minds and cynics, as na online wey we dey dey toast the bread. Wetin still dey pain you for body? If I wan toast man na man wey dey drool for another woman I go dey waste time dey toast? . If we begin to look the face of people like you, the world will be a mournful place.
O bu maka Ndi ajo Obi/crooked hearts? I no get una time.
I am filled with positive energy and all your negative energy can't touch me. Thank you.


Maybe I should play you this song saying "Waka dey go"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsG2GBD3qE8

And thank you for reminding me of this sweet song that I am enjoying now.

singing
Now is the time for you to back off
Everytime I'm calling you dey hang up
You telling everybody we wanna break up
You fu*ked up

Make you dey waka dey go

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJE7gQf4vdw

Ivynwa: And I will leave the thread with Machel's song dedicated to Miss Toolz


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqDKYmOx7Sk

Nice tune!!

I'm not really into bashment like I used to be back in the day, it's Afrobeats season right now...

But I'll like to dedicate my all time favourite bashment tune courtesy Tony Matterhorn to Toolz....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg0qluaxpOo

@Shymexx
Oh me lawd, your Toolz must be having a great evening reading all these being dedicated to her. She has all the guys drooling and dropping lyrics and she must be feeling like a celebrity while reading this. I'm sure that if Kanye West sets eyes on her his relationship with Kim Kardashian may last only 27(72 lol) days more and he may sing "the perfect b-itch 2". Oh no, I mustn't make Mr. Shymmex jealous.

Let me throw Elephant man and Mr. Vegas in there...Memories!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWkdLxD-i7I



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJUWDtrHiTE



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktDx5ACmsA

What's wiv d videos both of you?? Una never see yansh b4??!! mtcheew.....

Ivynwa: @Shymexx
Oh me lawd, your Toolz must be having a great evening reading all these being dedicated to her. She has all the guys drooling and dropping lyrics and she must be feeling like a celebrity while reading this. I'm sure that if Kanye West sets eyes on her his relationship with Kim Kardashian may last only 27(72 lol) days more and he may sing "the perfect b-itch 2". Oh no, I mustn't make Mr. Shymmex jealous.

Bwahaha

Nah, I'm just having fun on thread, it's nothing serious...

But I love thick and buff chics because of my height...

Shollypopz: What's wiv d videos both of you?? Una never see yansh b4??!! mtcheew.....

Are you jealous?

You know darn well I have seen many 'yansh' before except yours..

Now it's getting hot in here!
There is another "Nu Linga" song I like very much, the one they do the leg thing.I thought that is what you have here until I listened to it and realized that this is another one. I didn't know you guys in the UK appreciate them Jamo dancehall and stuff.

Shollypopz: What's wiv d videos both of you?? Una never see yansh b4??!! mtcheew.....

Chillax girl, we are only catching some evening fun.

Ivynwa: Now it's getting hot in here!
There is another "Nu Linga" song I like very much, the one they do the leg thing.I thought that is what you have here until I listened to it and realized that this is another one. I didn't know you guys in the UK appreciate them Jamo dancehall and stuff.

The UK is JA country - there's Caribbean influence in everything, including the black English/accent and slangs... I don't think there's any black person born or raised in London that don't understand patois, or didn't grow up listening to bashment..

Y is she not puttin on pant in the 2nd pic? Can u guys c the shape of her pu-c there?

Imagine say tools na that dirty girl for your street were her name na biliki...she come get curVes like dis but inside na stretch mark were be like tatoo...so make una forget that make up were she put on, just imagine her body wit biliki or ramota body! Na same! Gbam

[size=18pt]Na all the boys on top this thread (me ex oops in -cluded) wan slam-baaaangz the toolz![/size]

playcharles: Imagine say tools na that dirty girl for your street were her name na biliki...she come get curVes like dis but inside na stretch mark were be like tatoo...so make una forget that make up were she put on, just imagine her body wit biliki or ramota body! Na same! Gbam

LMAO!!

Wetin special about her figure self? Not hot enough.