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Dating Vs. Married by slitty: 4:54pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
When you are dating, Farting is never an issue When you are married , You make sure there's nothing flammable near your husband, at all times When you are dating, He takes you out to have a good time When you are married , He brings home a 6 pack, and says "What are you going to drink?" When you are dating, He holds your hand in public When you are married , He flicks your ear in public When you are dating, A Single bed for 2 isn't THAT bad When you are married , A King size bed feels like an army cot When you are dating, You are turned on at the sight of him naked When you are married , You think to yourself, "Was he ALWAYS this hairy?" When you are dating, You enjoyed pre-intimacy When you are married , You tell him "If we have sex, will you leave me alone" When you are dating, He hugs you, when he walks by you , for no reason When you are married , He grabs your boob any chance he gets When you are dating, You picture the two of you together, growing old together When you are married , You wonder who will die first When you are dating, Just looking at him makes you feel all "mushy" When you are married , When you look at him, you want to claw his eyes out. When you are dating, He knows what the "hamper" is When you are married , The floor will suffice as a dirty clothes storage area When you are dating, He understands if you "aren't in the mood" When you are married , He says "It's your job." When you are dating, He understands that you have "male" friends When you are married , He thinks they are all out to steal you away When you are dating, He likes to "discuss" things When you are married , He develops a "blank" stare When you are dating, He calls you by name When you are married , He calls you "Hey" and refers to you when speaking to others as "She. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by cute9jaguy(m): 9:35pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
nice one,not all are true though |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by clemcykul(f): 1:24pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
ol boy na lie! reverse is the case ask the marrid couples in this land, life gets jollier and jollier abi i lie sweetie isnt it so? |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 3:45pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
So it is beiby. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by clemcykul(f): 4:13pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
u see, told ya |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by ituen(m): 1:13pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
I agree with you Clem. Im thinking of picking a 2nd wife |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Emperoh(m): 2:54pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
How situations change |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 3:27pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 3:28pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 3:30pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 3:31pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 3:32pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
Tessy! Come o, i don hear sontin. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by clemcykul(f): 4:53pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
tessy dey wash him tear tear boxers 4 backyard, and he dey here dey dream of naijagurly, *chei huggs tessy* si ur life? wen i said i dint trust this iteun guy u said if not iteun ull rather die, u see am :-m come lemme hook u up wid any eligible bachelor |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by tessybaby(f): 4:58pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
ituen: i don dey suspect dis guy for some time now chei ituen if u try am eh, this nairaland go small for two of us @migines and clems thanx for informin me i don suffer make una helep find the girl wey hn want put sand sand for ma garri |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 5:02pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
@tess no wory we go handle am court marshall style @girl wey wan snatch ituen newhere u are u either come and we do justice or u stay der and i bring justice to u. Its ur call. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by saucekid(m): 5:50pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
its their call shey na glo,mtn or celtel? because i wan introduce kuvuki network |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 6:16pm On Jan 14, 2008 |
The very best. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by ituen(m): 11:29am On Jan 15, 2008 |
tessybaby:Baby relax and cool ur temper I'll seek ur approval before i go naughty @Mig and Clem Una no go put sand sand for my garri oh |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 12:25pm On Jan 15, 2008 |
Na u be d sand 4 ur own garri. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by clemcykul(f): 12:28pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
enemy of progress! ci as u change mouth tess happy re-union ill deal wid naijagurly 4 wanting to smuggle iteuns emotion to her hrt *hugs miggie* ours is 4 beta 4 worst *searches miggs face for affirmation * |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by saucekid(m): 1:46pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
migs face i very blank |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by clemcykul(f): 2:46pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
uses a duster to wipe saucekids reply away* chei ol boy na so u dey |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by saucekid(m): 2:58pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
but na true i talk now the guy face blank. . . . . . .ask am |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 7:20pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
@clem of c0s honnie. 4 beta 4 worse thru fire, volcano, avalanche and hurricane. *hugs and kisses* |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by saucekid(m): 7:57pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
the guy face straight sha commendable |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Migines(m): 8:00pm On Jan 16, 2008 |
This is true love! Nigger! |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by clemcykul(f): 3:02pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
yess indeed it is |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Lolabbey: 3:17pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
clem i go love ooooo lola searches nairaland 4 an available bachelor since tufe has bin fucking up lately |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by saucekid(m): 4:16pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
*places advert outside my condominium mansion, . , . . . . apply within* |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by alidumusa: 5:29pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Hi,watzup?if he decided to fulk up,i can make u everly hapy which wil be a big chalenge to him.Trust me. |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by Lolabbey: 5:34pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
hmmm alfa musa , u are yumping |
Re: Dating Vs. Married by kronkykay(m): 11:53pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
wat else does he do better than that. . . . . . . |
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