Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,193,269 members, 7,950,419 topics. Date: Monday, 16 September 2024 at 01:46 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / 911 Emergency (1597 Views)
Hilarious 999/911 Calls / Emergency Room 911 / Micheal Jackson In Danfo $ Molue 911 Bus ! (2) (3) (4)
911 Emergency by Consultant(f): 6:53am On Apr 13, 2006 |
Joe and Dave are hunting when Dave keels over. Frantic, Joe dials 911 on his cell phone and blurts, "My friend just dropped dead! What should I do?" A soothing voice at the other end says, "Don't worry, I can help. First, let's make sure he's really dead." After a brief silence, the operator hears a shot. Then Joe comes back to the phone. "Okay," he says nervously to the operator. "What do I do next?" |
Re: 911 Emergency by ahoyLT(m): 4:04pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
Consultant, hope you won't some1 with your jokes here |
Re: 911 Emergency by Free(f): 4:07pm On Apr 13, 2006 |
Re: 911 Emergency by spikelord(m): 12:56am On Apr 14, 2006 |
You, he ascertained the death of his friend. What next should he do after shooting the helpless friend of his |
Re: 911 Emergency by hotangel2(f): 3:14am On Apr 14, 2006 |
*uses french accent*, good one. |
Re: 911 Emergency by Oracle(m): 3:56am On Sep 02, 2006 |
Damn |
Re: 911 Emergency by iice(f): 4:37am On Sep 02, 2006 |
Ahahahahaha |
Re: 911 Emergency by dabby(f): 4:20pm On Sep 05, 2006 |
well you can't really blame the guy he was just following instructions. cool joke though. |
Re: 911 Emergency by yetimama(f): 5:09pm On Sep 05, 2006 |
noyt funny at all |
Re: 911 Emergency by bagoma(f): 2:06am On Sep 08, 2006 |
crazy, unbelievable! |
Re: 911 Emergency by adeniyi1st(m): 5:47pm On Sep 11, 2006 |
It is indeed a time of 911, {sept 11}, five years ago it was a time of emergency indeed, many lives were lost, may their souls rest in perfect peace. Let think about it and pray for those souls. |
(1) (Reply)
Notice To Employees / You Are The Luckiest Guy / See The Striking Resemblance Between Phyno And Osama Bin Landen
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10 |