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*Prostitution To Be Taxed In Lagos - Eko Oti Baje O* by modobo: 9:29am On Sep 24, 2012
Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola of Lagos State says sex will now be taxed... 1. Upon penetration (VAT- Vagina-Access Tax). 2. If more than 10 minutes inside (Burial Tax). 3. Upon withdrawal (Exit Tax). 4. Those who don't Be Intimate life (Idle Asses Tax). 5. Those who practice withdrawal method (Withholding Tax). 6. Entering other than one wife (Multiple Users Tax). 7. Those who regularly enjoy sex with staff and colleagues (Staff Access Tax). 8. Sex with Factory workers (Workmen compensation Tax). 9. Those who pick ladies by the road-side and Be Intimate (Road Users Tax)Eko ti baje oooo! cheesy
Re: *Prostitution To Be Taxed In Lagos - Eko Oti Baje O* by modobo: 9:32am On Sep 24, 2012
Just noticed I cannot delete this entry. Also attempts to modify does not update the post....
modobo: Governor Babatunde Raji Fashola of Lagos State says sex will now be taxed... 1. Upon penetration (VAT- Vagina-Access Tax). 2. If more than 10 minutes inside (Burial Tax). 3. Upon withdrawal (Exit Tax). 4. Those who don't Be Intimate life (Idle Asses Tax). 5. Those who practice withdrawal method (Withholding Tax). 6. Entering other than one wife (Multiple Users Tax). 7. Those who regularly enjoy sex with staff and colleagues (Staff Access Tax). 8. Sex with Factory workers (Workmen compensation Tax). 9. Those who pick ladies by the road-side and Be Intimate (Road Users Tax)Eko ti baje oooo! cheesy

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