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House Of Prostitution by feelgood(m): 11:44am On Oct 04, 2006 |
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye, It reads: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES He thinks it was a figment of his imagination and drives on without a second thought, Soon he sees another sign, which says: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 5 MILES Suddenly, he begins to realize that these signs are for real, Then he drives past a third sign saying: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive, On the side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading: SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS He climbs the steps and rings the bell, The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" , He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing business.", "Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented, The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door", He does as he is told and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door, This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway", He gets $100 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup, He trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him, As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another small sign: GO IN PEACE YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS. SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: House Of Prostitution by iice(f): 11:59am On Oct 04, 2006 |
Re: House Of Prostitution by lekkee(m): 4:04pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
@Feel good, o boy, dis one wey u talk so, he bi like say na u di thing been affect oh! |
Re: House Of Prostitution by naijafan(m): 5:49pm On Oct 04, 2006 |
nice one! |
Re: House Of Prostitution by omogenaija(f): 12:57am On Jun 28, 2007 |
men !!!!! shakes head |
Re: House Of Prostitution by Nobody: 9:02am On Jun 28, 2007 |
una no go kill person abeg |
Re: House Of Prostitution by efuah(f): 9:41am On Jun 28, 2007 |
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa it serves him right indeed. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by Nobody: 10:05am On Jun 28, 2007 |
I won't leave the premise without a good fight except they return my money. It is a new method of cheating. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by Greycells(m): 8:00pm On Jul 10, 2007 |
Kai, cool stuff, LMAO The Pope must hear this |
Re: House Of Prostitution by cegirl(f): 2:43pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
really nice,it serve him right,hope you are not the one? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: House Of Prostitution by benjay1(m): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
@Poster Nice one. . . But if na me, i go gbege those sisters ooo. That na set up naaa pure Scam. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by Nobody: 4:26pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
Bravo!!!, good one there. Though, that's pure scam, and a scam is a scam no matter the garb it's been dressed. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by folly69(m): 4:32pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
omo meeeeeen those nuns soji pass the greatest yahoo boy ever.thumbs up 4 u,LMAO |
Re: House Of Prostitution by kronkykay(m): 8:47am On Feb 22, 2008 |
laffing my butt offf that was good |
Re: House Of Prostitution by clemcykul(f): 8:59am On Feb 22, 2008 |
*lafter* |
Re: House Of Prostitution by ituen(m): 2:09pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
The nuns shld be screwed |
Re: House Of Prostitution by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
for lyfe |
Re: House Of Prostitution by afribabe: 2:36pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
serves u right cos i know u must be the man. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by clemcykul(f): 3:24pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
afribabe u talkn to me if am da one hmmmmm i'll screw u bad bad |
Re: House Of Prostitution by AH2MUCH: 7:43pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
it wasnt cheating dason4life:nor scam ilugunboy:he was just screwed, after all we all visit the the prostitute to b screwd |
Re: House Of Prostitution by ifyalways(f): 8:10pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
. . .too old for LMAO |
Re: House Of Prostitution by xammy(m): 10:49pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
EFCC Where thou at? Refund or Else What happen in 1977 will repeat it's self |
Re: House Of Prostitution by ThugLife1(m): 11:11pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
lol |
Re: House Of Prostitution by benjay1(m): 2:41pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
I believe those nuns were Nigerian nuns. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by nightnurse(f): 5:25pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
typical Nigerians LMAO |
Re: House Of Prostitution by TOYOSI20(f): 5:35pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
@Post One of the best jokes everrrrr |
Re: House Of Prostitution by segunpc(m): 9:35am On Feb 25, 2008 |
kai, modern 419. if na me i no go gree o. i go show them lagos bobo for real. |
Re: House Of Prostitution by osat02: 10:48am On Feb 25, 2008 |
its cool bro, keep it up |
Re: House Of Prostitution by Nobody: 1:32pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
segunpc: I agree with you my brother, why i go pay for something and dem they say nonsense. just that person no fit report that one for police station |
Re: House Of Prostitution by sushiluv(f): 1:39pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
Hi Nairalanders, please does anyone know about airline vacancies.thanks |
Re: House Of Prostitution by Nobody: 2:43pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
sushiluv: Can see you are quiet new, please read the rules properly before you start posting. This is a wrong board to put this. Can the admin please move this to the "job" section?. Yeah back to our topic. Me, i can't screw nuns because most of them are always looking haggard |
Re: House Of Prostitution by success123(m): 2:54pm On Feb 25, 2008 |
i will say u said so |
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