The old man placed order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them . As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking, "That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them."

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said, they wer e just fine - they were used to sharing everything.

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said "No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything."

Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked "What is it you are waiting for?"

She answered



(GUEST THE ANSWER BEFORE I REVEAL IT) [size=8pt][/size][color=#006600][/color]

she complained she doesnt want to get fat and the gay of a husband bought her lots of food

i know am wrong lets wait for others

@poster

talk the answer now or else i go call my boys, saucekid and gunpoint to force out the answer from you

Let other guess the answer before I reveal it

Don't hold ur breath.

i will not 'guest' the answer.

And why's the "guest"in quote? U saw wrongly i presume.

And the answer is:

She was waiting for the hubby to finish with the artificial teeth he is using so she could use it to eat her own share of the food. Shikena

9icely done poster

they r poor

i didn't see wrongly Mig, check the initial post.
@ poster, nice 1 afterall

hhehehheeh now the joke is complete good one

chei! see as ur head dey big

I think Ptaller is right

Must admit.

yeah i admited him to into the hospital

Ptaller is right

sorry everyone, I was away from puter

na which kain english be dat?

English 4rm"no man's land"

na english from warri

What gives the impression that am from warri?

because jids na warri name

parts sauce on the head dash's him i expired chin chin

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

hands the expired chin chin to tufe

*Tufe rushes to collect d chin-chin*
he said and i quote
"lyk say u knw say i never chop 4 6mths"

lmao tufe collects the expired chin chin, eats it and purges to death

. . . and what an end to a notorious kid

*bed time story over,children go to bed*

ogigbigigbi, na me una dey use play like this.

ami, expired chin chin.

chai, migines, sauce, clemskull, u guy have bleeped up. I'm calling in the opposition

*_{dials spot, hcl and aristole. also gundust and weirddizzy}*

they also are dead
na dem first chop chin chin

D mumu nor knw

ahhahhahhah