Two small boys stole a bag of orange from their neighbour and decided 2 share it in a quiet place. So, they choose d cemetery. Wen they were jumping the big gate in front of d cemetery two oranges fell behind,but they decided not 2 go back 4 it since they still av enough in their bag. So they started sharing.
A drunkard that was coming 4rm a local bar passing beside d cemetery heard d two boys saying
'one 4 me' 'one 4 u',
'one 4 me' 'one 4 u' he then ran 2 d village church and called d priest, 'father come and see God and devil sharing d dead ppl at d cemetery',so d priest followed him 2 d cemetery, on nearing d cemetery witout getting 2 d gates, they heard d voice saying 'one 4 me' 'one 4 u',
'one 4 me' 'one 4 u',
'one 4 me' 'one 4 u'. Then the voice dt was sharing stopped and said 'wat abt d two at d gates' GUYS COME SEE RACE, EVEN FATHER RUN PASS CHURCH SHOUTING 'WE ARE NOT DEAD YET O'