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| Express Laugh with Promoe.....vol. 2 by EzePromoe: 4:50pm On Sep 29, 2012 |
A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery everytime. So he told them that they should now on say they have "fallen" & not go into details........ ... The old Pastor dies, & a new one from outta town sworn in........ Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen. The Pastor being corncened & not knowing whats going on called in the town Mayor & said to hi...m, " i think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they ve fallen everyday. The Mayor laughs hysterically knowing exactly what it means. Don't laugh, says the Pastor: " Your wife fell 3 times this week Mayor fainted |
| Re: Express Laugh with Promoe.....vol. 2 by EzePromoe: 5:49pm On Sep 29, 2012 |
After a very serious illness, Wife took her ill husband to doctor. Doctor said confidential to wife: Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in good mood, don't fight... Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss ur problems with him. Stop watching tv shows & facebook. Don't demand new jewels. If u can do this for one year ur husband will be ok. On their way home., husband asks wife: Wat did doctor say..? Wife: ur survival is not possible |
| Re: Express Laugh with Promoe.....vol. 2 by EzePromoe: 7:55pm On Sep 29, 2012 |
Akpors ave been absent from school for some weeks and his father ave been telling him to go to school. His class teacher decided to check on Akpors to knw why he ave been absent. That faithful evening Akpors father was well sitted outside nd Akpors playing around d compound (here is the conversation btw Akpors and his father) Father: Akpors is dat not ur teacher coming? Akpors: yes dats true oo Father: you better go and hide inside so dat he doesn't find u playing around and u knw u ave been absent frm skul Akpors: papa, u're the one to enter and hide Father: why? Akpors: becos I told in school dat u're dead |
| Re: Express Laugh with Promoe.....vol. 2 by EzePromoe: 6:11am On Sep 30, 2012 |
Mum:How was ur paper? Son:wonderful,but I didn't know d past tense of "think".I thought&thought &thought then finally wrote "thunk" |
| Re: Express Laugh with Promoe.....vol. 2 by EzePromoe: 6:17am On Sep 30, 2012 |
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, Help me! Help me! Mary Jane laughed and laughed! And then finally said, 'i knew that the shark was never going to help that man!' |
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