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Re: It's Up To You!" by Migines(m): 7:50am On Jan 25, 2008
@tessy
can't wait to be a godfather.
Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 8:13am On Jan 25, 2008
don't worry mig u just won dat contract
Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Jan 25, 2008
hallelujah grin
Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 10:04am On Jan 25, 2008
my child's baptism is coming up soon
God father-mig
godmother-clemcy
priest- djcrooky
. . . . . . . . . . . . . .

i will complete the list later
Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 10:14am On Jan 25, 2008
Tessy,

we may need nannies, houseboys and girls. pls include that in the list.

Wanna hurry to the bank for some cash
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 12:35pm On Jan 25, 2008
to collect ur last coins
Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 1:10pm On Jan 25, 2008
. . . . yes which amounts to $500,000
Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 1:52pm On Jan 25, 2008
ok ok
i know u all have been waiting for ur names

reception organisers- tj, ademiller, and saucekid

nannies- nightnurse and aristole

houseboy- tufe
security officers- gunpoint

come one come all and collect ur batches

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 2:14pm On Jan 25, 2008
yes mother of 12 iteun learn to use a condom u just keep filling this forum wid unwanted babies embarassed grin
Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 3:34pm On Jan 25, 2008
sorry
proud mother of 13 one is yet to come
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 3:37pm On Jan 25, 2008
make una no teel ituen but the 13th is my child
Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 3:49pm On Jan 25, 2008
13 is way too small tess why not 14 dozen?

congratulations saucekid am proud of u grin
Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 3:50pm On Jan 25, 2008
saucekid be very careful oooooooo
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 3:51pm On Jan 25, 2008
dont deny it now oooooooo
Re: It's Up To You!" by tessybaby(f): 4:02pm On Jan 25, 2008
u are looking for trouble ooooooo
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 4:04pm On Jan 25, 2008
but dont deny it sha
thats all i ask
Re: It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 4:21pm On Jan 25, 2008
tessy take ur time ooo, how can u say am ur nannie? a whole me, na him be say u no like those babies of urs at all (kill & dry sharp sharp) grin
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 4:24pm On Jan 25, 2008
plan don dey unfold
*tessy carry ur pikins go eygpt b4 herod come*
Re: It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 5:29pm On Jan 25, 2008
onye asiri!!!!! gbeborun = amibo
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 5:32pm On Jan 25, 2008
no vex
*i'm just being a good citizen. . . . . . . .u know they're under kuvuki protection*
Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 5:51pm On Jan 25, 2008
@Saucekid

be careful with ur allegations. hw u use give my wife belle with all the padlock i use gum that place

@nightnurse
pls accept that position as a nanny. U know what nannies and husbands do wen thewife is away wink wink wink wink
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 5:52pm On Jan 25, 2008
my boys are adventurous
dem find opening
Re: It's Up To You!" by ThugLife1(m): 6:18pm On Jan 25, 2008
wetin they happen here
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 6:24pm On Jan 25, 2008
ko le ye eee
Re: It's Up To You!" by ThugLife1(m): 6:25pm On Jan 25, 2008
Huh?
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 6:57pm On Jan 25, 2008
ko le ye eee
Re: It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 7:08pm On Jan 25, 2008
shocked
Re: It's Up To You!" by saucekid(m): 7:12pm On Jan 25, 2008
nurse dont be surprised
you'll soon have a patient
Re: It's Up To You!" by nightnurse(f): 11:47am On Jan 26, 2008
hope its a m-patient? don't deal wid f-patients ooo
Re: It's Up To You!" by tufe(m): 12:28pm On Jan 26, 2008
whats popping in this place
Re: It's Up To You!" by ituen(m): 1:23pm On Jan 26, 2008
popcorn
Re: It's Up To You!" by clemcykul(f): 2:12pm On Jan 26, 2008
*feeda iteun popcorn seasoned with rat poison* grin

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