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If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 5:05pm On Sep 30, 2012
omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head.
if i were a babe b4 i gree for a guy wey toast me he must dey ready to buy the latest Iphone wey dey market for me because me i no go send for blackberry at all at all.he must also ready to dey pamper me wit very expensive gifts,dey give me regular allowance,and also he must stock my fridge and deep freezer with different assortments of bush meat.
omo if i were a babe na about ten sugar daddies i for get oooo and i for even dey snatch other babes sugar daddies .na so other babes for dey hold their sugar daddies and their rich boyfriends tight when dem sight me grin.
if i were a babe i know say i for too fine and guys go dey kneel down dey beg to date them.
if i were a babe na so i go just dey catwalk like ogugua with my gucci handbag for highway in my mini skirt.na so i go jus dey show off my hot legs and even if guys dey hoot their cars at me i no go even get their time at all.
if i were a babe i for too do pass all these naija babes.i go chop ur eight months salary,i go chop ur school fees,i go chop ur garri allowance,even sef i go chop ur head join am and yet i no go open leg for u cool.
if na babe i be everybody for dey call me Missy hotlegs.omo i for too show guys pepper cool

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Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 5:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
lefulefu: omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head.
if i were a babe b4 i gree for a guy wey toast me he must dey ready to buy the latest Iphone wey dey market for me because me i no go send for blackberry at all at all.he must also ready to dey pamper me wit very expensive gifts,dey give me regular allowance,and also he must stock my fridge and deep freezer with different assortments of bush meat.
omo if i were a babe na about ten sugar daddies i for get oooo and i for even dey snatch other babes sugar daddies .na so other babes for dey hold their sugar daddies and their rich boyfriends tight when dem sight me grin.
if i were a babe i know say i for too fine and guys go dey kneel down dey beg to date them.
if i were a babe na so i go just dey catwalk like ogugua with my gucci handbag for highway in my mini skirt.na so i go jus dey show off my hot legs and even if guys dey hoot their cars at me i no go even get their time at all.
if i were a babe i for too do pass all these naija babes.i go chop ur eight months salary,i go chop ur school fees,i go chop ur garri allowance,even sef i go chop ur head join am and yet i no go open leg for u cool.
if na babe i be everybody for dey call me Missy hotlegs.omo i for too show guys pepper cool


Loooool you deserve your own show lefoool.

Besides,

you can always be a babe you know....some funny guys do have a fetish for babes with "third legs" lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

[size=2pt]Get all the gadgets, brazilian weaves and money you talk of..all YOU have to do is assume the position loooooooool.[/size]
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 30, 2012
grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by slimchi2k2(m): 5:28pm On Sep 30, 2012
if u are babe ur pally for marry u,how is ur pally,no problem yet,thank GOD ooooooo
Re: If I Were A Babe by onila(f): 5:43pm On Sep 30, 2012
*Kails*:



Loooool you deserve your own show lefoool.

Besides,

you can always be a babe you know....some funny guys do have a fetish for babes with "third legs" lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

[size=2pt]Get all the gadgets, brazilian weaves and money you talk of..all YOU have to do is assume the position loooooooool.[/size]
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 5:44pm On Sep 30, 2012
Lefool lefool you too much jare... But wetin you go do if your girl dey request all this things you mentioned from you? grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by k2039: 5:44pm On Sep 30, 2012
[size=13pt]You can still be a female,all you need do is to marry a gay(he acts as the male and you act as the female)
[/size]

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Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:00pm On Sep 30, 2012
k2039: [size=13pt]You can still be a female,all you need do is to marry a gay(he acts as the male and you act as the female)
[/size]


i no talk about manlovers oooooo
make u free me ooooo grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:01pm On Sep 30, 2012
ikekings: Lefool lefool you too much jare... But wetin you go do if your girl dey request all this things you mentioned from you? grin
ehen if she too demand i go dey post the babe nah.cunning man die cunning man bury am abi? cheesy
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2012
lefulefu:
ehen if she too demand i go dey post the babe nah.cunning man die cunning man bury am abi? cheesy
Lol... You gbaski way jare...
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:11pm On Sep 30, 2012
*Kails*:



Loooool you deserve your own show lefoool.

Besides,

you can always be a babe you know....some funny guys do have a fetish for babes with "third legs" lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

[size=2pt]Get all the gadgets, brazilian weaves and money you talk of..all YOU have to do is assume the position loooooooool.[/size]

third legs grin. hope say your third ain't as long as your leg otherwise you got a problem with Mr Cork
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:15pm On Sep 30, 2012
But from her profile pic... It shows that she no get any 3rd leg... But black and beautiful girl with nice curves....

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Re: If I Were A Babe by kulboy(m): 6:18pm On Sep 30, 2012
lefulefu: omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head.
if i were a babe b4 i gree for a guy wey toast me he must dey ready to buy the latest Iphone wey dey market for me because me i no go send for blackberry at all at all.he must also ready to dey pamper me wit very expensive gifts,dey give me regular allowance,and also he must stock my fridge and deep freezer with different assortments of bush meat.
omo if i were a babe na about ten sugar daddies i for get oooo and i for even dey snatch other babes sugar daddies .na so other babes for dey hold their sugar daddies and their rich boyfriends tight when dem sight me grin.
if i were a babe i know say i for too fine and guys go dey kneel down dey beg to date them.
if i were a babe na so i go just dey catwalk like ogugua with my gucci handbag for highway in my mini skirt.na so i go jus dey show off my hot legs and even if guys dey hoot their cars at me i no go even get their time at all.
if i were a babe i for too do pass all these naija babes.i go chop ur eight months salary,i go chop ur school fees,i go chop ur garri allowance,even sef i go chop ur head join am and yet i no go open leg for u cool.
if na babe i be everybody for dey call me Missy hotlegs.omo i for too show guys pepper cool
Sadly Your not a Babe undecided tongue
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:23pm On Sep 30, 2012
ikekings: But from her profile pic... It shows that she no get any 3rd leg... But black and beautiful girl with nice curves....

sharp guy grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:25pm On Sep 30, 2012
joeydozzy:

sharp guy grin
Lol... Wetin man go do nw.... cheesy
Re: If I Were A Babe by mumumugu(m): 6:31pm On Sep 30, 2012
If u were a babe, u wil have to wait til 40 years b4 one aboki propose mariage,

if u be babe, u go du maths tire, de calculate menstrual period

if u be babe, we go break ur heart tire
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:35pm On Sep 30, 2012
O boy!!!! See handle ooo...
Re: If I Were A Babe by Lawconfessor(f): 6:47pm On Sep 30, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

cant help LMFAO...
Only if wishes wer horses, beggers wuld hv been ridding long long tym ago. But wishes wer no horses my dear, so a begger lyk u wil NOT ride...LOL
FUNNY DUDE
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 30, 2012
grin grin cheesy grin

Lefool lefool I support you jor! Carry go.
Re: If I Were A Babe by Goldieluks: 10:03pm On Sep 30, 2012
joeydozzy:

third legs grin. hope say your third ain't as long as your leg otherwise you got a problem with Mr Cork
grin grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2012
lefulefu: omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head.
if i were a babe b4 i gree for a guy wey toast me he must dey ready to buy the latest Iphone wey dey market for me because me i no go send for blackberry at all at all.he must also ready to dey pamper me wit very expensive gifts,dey give me regular allowance,and also he must stock my fridge and deep freezer with different assortments of bush meat.
omo if i were a babe na about ten sugar daddies i for get oooo and i for even dey snatch other babes sugar daddies .na so other babes for dey hold their sugar daddies and their rich boyfriends tight when dem sight me grin.
if i were a babe i know say i for too fine and guys go dey kneel down dey beg to date them.
if i were a babe na so i go just dey catwalk like ogugua with my gucci handbag for highway in my mini skirt.na so i go jus dey show off my hot legs and even if guys dey hoot their cars at me i no go even get their time at all.
if i were a babe i for too do pass all these naija babes.i go chop ur eight months salary,i go chop ur school fees,i go chop ur garri allowance,even sef i go chop ur head join am and yet i no go open leg for u cool.
if na babe i be everybody for dey call me Missy hotlegs.omo i for too show guys pepper cool
God know wetin him dey do when he no make you a babe. Cos him no say you fit give man high blood pressure and no go send am grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:12am On Oct 01, 2012
ikekings: But from her profile pic... It shows that she no get any 3rd leg... But black and beautiful girl with nice curves....

awe thanks sweetie. smiley
Re: If I Were A Babe by Habeebpain(m): 1:13am On Oct 01, 2012
If you were a girl, guys would knack your apako by force.
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:14am On Oct 01, 2012
joeydozzy:

third legs grin. hope say your third ain't as long as your leg otherwise you got a problem with Mr Cork

tongue tongue

mr.cork is gay indeed. grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 1:17am On Oct 01, 2012
*Kails*:


awe thanks sweetie. smiley
My pleasure... You are the one that clicked on the ”like“ button right? cheesy cheesy
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:18am On Oct 01, 2012
grin grin grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:18am On Oct 01, 2012
ikekings: My pleasure... You are the one that clicked on the ”like“ button right? cheesy cheesy

errrr....no? grin
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 1:23am On Oct 01, 2012
*Kails*:


errrr....no? grin
Lol... That's a lie... Just admit it jare... wink wink wink
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:40am On Oct 01, 2012
ikekings: Lol... That's a lie... Just admit it jare... wink wink wink

lol yeah. i did. smiley
i appreciate the compliment.
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 1:44am On Oct 01, 2012
*Kails*:


lol yeah. i did. smiley
i appreciate the compliment.
Ok... That's good... You are welcome once more...
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 2:02am On Oct 01, 2012
Lefooool lmao. I'm your garbage #1 fan hehe
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 2:51am On Oct 01, 2012
*Kails*:


tongue tongue

mr.cork is gay indeed. grin
cheesy cheesy

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