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If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 5:05pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head. if i were a babe b4 i gree for a guy wey toast me he must dey ready to buy the latest Iphone wey dey market for me because me i no go send for blackberry at all at all.he must also ready to dey pamper me wit very expensive gifts,dey give me regular allowance,and also he must stock my fridge and deep freezer with different assortments of bush meat. omo if i were a babe na about ten sugar daddies i for get oooo and i for even dey snatch other babes sugar daddies .na so other babes for dey hold their sugar daddies and their rich boyfriends tight when dem sight me . if i were a babe i know say i for too fine and guys go dey kneel down dey beg to date them. if i were a babe na so i go just dey catwalk like ogugua with my gucci handbag for highway in my mini skirt.na so i go jus dey show off my hot legs and even if guys dey hoot their cars at me i no go even get their time at all. if i were a babe i for too do pass all these naija babes.i go chop ur eight months salary,i go chop ur school fees,i go chop ur garri allowance,even sef i go chop ur head join am and yet i no go open leg for u . if na babe i be everybody for dey call me Missy hotlegs.omo i for too show guys pepper 5 Likes |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 5:21pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
lefulefu: omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head. Loooool you deserve your own show lefoool. Besides, you can always be a babe you know....some funny guys do have a fetish for babes with "third legs" [size=2pt]Get all the gadgets, brazilian weaves and money you talk of..all YOU have to do is assume the position loooooooool.[/size] |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 5:25pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
Re: If I Were A Babe by slimchi2k2(m): 5:28pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
if u are babe ur pally for marry u,how is ur pally,no problem yet,thank GOD ooooooo |
Re: If I Were A Babe by onila(f): 5:43pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
*Kails*: 1 Like |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 5:44pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
Lefool lefool you too much jare... But wetin you go do if your girl dey request all this things you mentioned from you? |
Re: If I Were A Babe by k2039: 5:44pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
[size=13pt]You can still be a female,all you need do is to marry a gay(he acts as the male and you act as the female) [/size] 2 Likes |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:00pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
k2039: [size=13pt]You can still be a female,all you need do is to marry a gay(he acts as the male and you act as the female)i no talk about manlovers oooooo make u free me ooooo |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:01pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
ikekings: Lefool lefool you too much jare... But wetin you go do if your girl dey request all this things you mentioned from you?ehen if she too demand i go dey post the babe nah.cunning man die cunning man bury am abi? |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:03pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
lefulefu:Lol... You gbaski way jare... |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:11pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
*Kails*: third legs . hope say your third ain't as long as your leg otherwise you got a problem with Mr Cork |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:15pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
But from her profile pic... It shows that she no get any 3rd leg... But black and beautiful girl with nice curves.... 1 Like |
Re: If I Were A Babe by kulboy(m): 6:18pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
lefulefu: omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head.Sadly Your not a Babe |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 6:23pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
ikekings: But from her profile pic... It shows that she no get any 3rd leg... But black and beautiful girl with nice curves.... sharp guy |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:25pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
joeydozzy:Lol... Wetin man go do nw.... |
Re: If I Were A Babe by mumumugu(m): 6:31pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
If u were a babe, u wil have to wait til 40 years b4 one aboki propose mariage, if u be babe, u go du maths tire, de calculate menstrual period if u be babe, we go break ur heart tire |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 6:35pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
O boy!!!! See handle ooo... |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Lawconfessor(f): 6:47pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha cant help LMFAO... Only if wishes wer horses, beggers wuld hv been ridding long long tym ago. But wishes wer no horses my dear, so a begger lyk u wil NOT ride...LOL FUNNY DUDE |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 9:59pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
Lefool lefool I support you jor! Carry go. |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Goldieluks: 10:03pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
joeydozzy: |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2012 |
lefulefu: omo i wish say na girl i be i for show guys real pepper.na so ne for jus dey form wit my high heels shoes,my heavy mary kay makeup for face and my 80k worth of brazilian wig for head.God know wetin him dey do when he no make you a babe. Cos him no say you fit give man high blood pressure and no go send am |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:12am On Oct 01, 2012 |
ikekings: But from her profile pic... It shows that she no get any 3rd leg... But black and beautiful girl with nice curves.... awe thanks sweetie. |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Habeebpain(m): 1:13am On Oct 01, 2012 |
If you were a girl, guys would knack your apako by force. |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:14am On Oct 01, 2012 |
joeydozzy: mr.cork is gay indeed. |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 1:17am On Oct 01, 2012 |
*Kails*:My pleasure... You are the one that clicked on the ”like“ button right? |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:18am On Oct 01, 2012 |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:18am On Oct 01, 2012 |
ikekings: My pleasure... You are the one that clicked on the ”like“ button right? errrr....no? |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 1:23am On Oct 01, 2012 |
*Kails*:Lol... That's a lie... Just admit it jare... |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 1:40am On Oct 01, 2012 |
ikekings: Lol... That's a lie... Just admit it jare... lol yeah. i did. i appreciate the compliment. |
Re: If I Were A Babe by ikekings(m): 1:44am On Oct 01, 2012 |
*Kails*:Ok... That's good... You are welcome once more... |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 2:02am On Oct 01, 2012 |
Lefooool lmao. I'm your garbage #1 fan hehe |
Re: If I Were A Babe by Nobody: 2:51am On Oct 01, 2012 |
*Kails*: |
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