Marriage Software
>
>This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst
>(Marriage Software Division):
>
>Dear Systems Analyst,
>
>I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from
>Girlfriend
>7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child
>Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
>
>This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0
>installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems
>initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.
>
>Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer
run,
>and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate
selected
>"Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs
instead.
>I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to
run
>any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.
>
>I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't
work
>on this program. Can you please help?
>
>, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:
>
>Dear Customer,
>
>This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding
of
>the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from
>Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY
AND
>ENTERTAINMENT
>PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its
Creator
>to run everything on your current platform.
>
>You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back
to

>Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is
>impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the
System
>once it is
>installed.
>
>Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have
ended
>up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support
and

>Solicitors' Fees).
>
>Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal
with
>the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems
occur,

>whatever you think has caused them, you must run the,
>
>C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the
>*Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
>
>It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of
times,
>and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
>
>Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very
>rewarding.
>To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as
>"Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or
"TENDERNESS\
>UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if
Child
>processing has already started).
>
>DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1 " (Short Skirt
>Version)
>or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported
>Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
>
>BEST WISHES!
>
>Yours, Systems Analyst.

had to read through twice to understand, but it damn is funny.

he should have stuck to 7.0 girls

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

this shit have been posted a long time ago.

read earlier post.

good effort though!

I have posted this before. So stop this remix.

@emperoh na you sabi