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Marriage Software by cuteness01: 1:05pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
Marriage Software > >This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst >(Marriage Software Division): > >Dear Systems Analyst, > >I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from >Girlfriend >7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child >Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. > >This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 >installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems >initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. > >Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Golf 5.3" no longer run, >and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected >"Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. >I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run >any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. > >I am thinking of going back to "Girlfriend 7.0", but uninstall doesn't work >on this program. Can you please help? > >, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: > >Dear Customer, > >This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of >the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from >Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND >ENTERTAINMENT >PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator >to run everything on your current platform. > >You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to >Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is >impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System >once it is >installed. > >Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended >up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and >Solicitors' Fees). > >Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with >the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, >whatever you think has caused them, you must run the, > >C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the >*Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. > >It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, >and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. > >Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very >rewarding. >To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as >"Flowers 2.0" and "Chocolates 5.0" or "HUGS\ KISSES 600.0" or "TENDERNESS\ >UNDERSTANDING 1000.0" or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1" (if Child >processing has already started). > >DO NOT under any circumstances install "Secretary 2.1 " (Short Skirt >Version) >or "One Nightstand 3.2" (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported >Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH. > >BEST WISHES! > >Yours, Systems Analyst. ![]() ![]() |
Re: Marriage Software by tufe(m): 1:17pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
had to read through twice to understand, but it damn is funny. he should have stuck to 7.0 girls ![]() |
Re: Marriage Software by cuteness01: 1:22pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Marriage Software by kronkykay(m): 1:31pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
this shit have been posted a long time ago. read earlier post. good effort though! |
Re: Marriage Software by Emperoh(m): 1:38pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
I have posted this before. So stop this remix. |
Re: Marriage Software by tufe(m): 1:42pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
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Re: Marriage Software by cuteness01: 1:59pm On Jan 17, 2008 |
@emperoh na you sabi |
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