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(marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 3:50pm On Aug 15, 2008 |
This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst. (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as 'Boys' Night out 2.5' and 'Golf 5.3' no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected 'Saturday Football 6.3' always fails and 'Saturday Shopping 7.1' runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to 'Girlfriend 7.0', but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help? , AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID: Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform. You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees). Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the, C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding. To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as 'Flowers 2.0' and 'Chocolates 5.0' or 'HUGS\ KISSES 600.0' or 'TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0' or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1' (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version) or 'One Nightstand 3.2' (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH! |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 11:12am On Aug 16, 2008 |
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Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 11:15am On Aug 16, 2008 |
women wahala ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() nice one nightie, its just that some people may find it difficult to read inbetween the lines ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by Okijajuju1(m): 11:29am On Aug 16, 2008 |
ROFLMAO ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Omo see yawa!! I wonder if we can partition the system and run concubine 2.1 or even Prostitute 9.0 simultaneously. ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 2:01pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
and Okija_juju: and who says u can't? just try it out bro |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 6:00pm On Aug 16, 2008 |
omo okija na wa for you oh ![]() ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
tufe u no well na me be omo okija? |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by Hilolo(m): 6:25pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
well, the gist is nice but can only be understood very well by those that did computer science or related course. I need more of this, :- ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 10:37am On Aug 19, 2008 |
place ur order with a little suscription and i'll get back to u ASAP |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by Nautillus(m): 10:47am On Aug 19, 2008 |
Old but still cool . . .nice one |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 10:52am On Aug 19, 2008 |
yawns |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 11:14am On Aug 19, 2008 |
why? |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 11:29am On Aug 19, 2008 |
becuz we just scored a bleeping goal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 11:31am On Aug 19, 2008 |
u don't mean ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 11:34am On Aug 19, 2008 |
yes oh, why u no dey watch am sef ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 11:39am On Aug 19, 2008 |
![]() ![]() ![]() my dear i get wetin pass me wey i dey try fix here |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 12:04pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
rubbish . . . . .theres no xcuse for missing this match, . . .we are about to repeat (by the Grace of God) what we did in 1996, and u say u are too busy to spare 90mins. nna na wa for you oh |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 12:10pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Spoke with my System analyst, says incase system is about crashing, install nightnurse 0.0.7(NLD version). This will bust the operating system and eradicate possible virues. ![]() ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by showbobo(m): 12:21pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
ok |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 12:47pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
sincity: i pitty u. @tufe how mush them wan give me when the match end? |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 1:46pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
nightie, how do u get pain each day after u finish watching second chance. i go vex for you oh, well anyway, we win i just dey happy for now |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 3:34pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
, when the nightnurse 0.0.7 (NLD version) 2008, has been installed its automatically wipes away wife 1.0 and does an upgrade to girlfriend 7.0 to girlfriend 20.0xp. I personally think that's cool. ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 3:41pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
so u ready throw way ur wife for nightie. see ur life |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 3:44pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Sorry dude, my system does not have the wife 1.0 version. Just installed girlfriend 5.0, worked some miracle, planning on adding another version to bust the speed ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 3:50pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
now thats the spirit. fire on man. wife 5.0 na waste software |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 3:53pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Then i gats to get me some double upgrading like yesterday dude. |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by jennifer22(f): 4:00pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
humerious |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by tufe(m): 4:02pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
hmmmm |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 4:06pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
what do u recommend ![]() |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by Shaz(f): 4:07pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Lololololol. . nice one |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by sincity(m): 4:29pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
trying to download some new applications on NLD site! |
Re: (marriage Software Division) by Shaz(f): 4:30pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Sincity, Hope it's not boyfriend 3.0 this time around? |
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