Goodday Niralanders you are welcome to the semester exam answer on ur posts and note no copying thank you.

Instructions: Answer all questions.
Calculators not allowed
TIME:1hour 30mins.
SECTION A:

1. What are the names of the 2 people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make?
3. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I have no shoes is to.....?
4. If someone from Kano is referred to as Bakane, what do you call someone from Taraba?
5. Which Nigerian university has the highest number of ladies with BB's?
6. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?.
SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam [take pie=3.142]
3. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N5million immediately after you broke up, find the value of X
4. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? Good Morning Pals
ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now.

Ansaz(section a) deir names r NO and KIA,wen dey held hands dey formed a bond called NOKIA. No2: it shud av bin mook buh its made. No3: I fink Obasanjo said dat. No4:dunno. No5: fink its abuja. No6: obasanjo sent d request buh dunno y

dopeJemi: Ansaz(section a) deir names r NO and KIA,wen dey held hands dey formed a bond called NOKIA. No2: it shud av bin mook buh its made. No3: I fink Obasanjo said dat. No4:dunno. No5: fink its abuja. No6: obasanjo sent d request buh dunno y

Carry over

Let me go back home to read, i will be back for the exam.

dvdon:
Carry over

I try na

1 bush and saddam
2 mook
3 good luck jonathan
4 batarabe
5 maulag
6 their handles cos non is computer littetate

section 2

1 naija babes
2 is 3142000sqm
3 winch
4 hermoprodiate

HAH: 1 bush and saddam
2 mook
3 good luck jonathan
4 batarabe
5 maulag
6 their handles cos non is computer littetate

section 2

1 naija babes
2 is 3142000sqm
3 winch
4 hermoprodiate

*yawns and uses style to giraffe into HAH's paper*