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Nairaland Second Semester Exam by OPEYEMIAD(m): 9:23pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
UNIVERSITY OF NAIRALAND Answer all questions. Note: No calculator or any electronic devices. TIME:1hour 30mins. Instruction: You are allow to cheat but you must not caught SECTION A: subjective objective 1. If a Witch marries an Armed Robber and give birth to a prostitute, who ll stay home at night? 2. What are the Names of the 2 people holding hands when U switch on a nokia phone? 3. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense of make? 4. I have a dream is to Luther King, as I av no shoes is to? 5. What's the plural form of Zaphaneth Paneah? 6. Which University in your country has the highest number of ladies who cAn travel a 2km journey on foot? 7. If Tinubu is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, then who sent the friend request? SECTION B Theory Attempt all questions: 1. Differentiate between Do or Die and All die be die! 2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam[take pie=3.142] 3. If your X-boyfriend/girlfriend wins 5million Dollars immediately after U broke up..then find the value of x...I repeat find x. 4a. If Ida is a girl and Bello is a boy, who's Idabello? b. If Pra is a river and Bosomtwe is a lake, then who is Pra-Bosomtwe?.. best of luck (OPEYEMI) 1 Like |
Re: Nairaland Second Semester Exam by k2039: 9:44pm On Sep 19, 2012 |
[size=18pt]All this question no dey our syllabus. Everyone will fail,and lecturer will upgrade(I still get hope to pass 4 upgrade)[/size] 1 Like
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Re: Nairaland Second Semester Exam by OPEYEMIAD(m): 12:28pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Even class rep bin dat use to form too no, cant even answer one question..i have told everyone of you that i dont tolerate nonsense in my class okay. I heard dat d first semester exam all of you cheat but now nothing like dat.. |
Re: Nairaland Second Semester Exam by OPEYEMIAD(m): 1:31pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
Yes dis is d type of decorum i want..hey u stand up *pointing to mogulo* what are asking 4 |
Re: Nairaland Second Semester Exam by Fishflow: 5:56pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
OPEYEMI AD: UNIVERSITY OF NAIRALAND |
Re: Nairaland Second Semester Exam by larride(m): 7:56pm On Sep 20, 2012 |
1. No-one 2. Akin and Paw Paw 3. Make ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 4. Dr. Goodluck Ebele Jonathan (our President) 5. Zaphaneths Paneahs 6. Unilag 7. Bankole I wan go shitz, i dey come |
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