A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the
ship after a big night
ashore. As they climbed the gangway the captain threw up all over
himself. Pointing to an
apprentice seaman above him he shouted, "Give that man five days in
the brig for vomiting
on me!"
The following morning the captain was checking the log and saw that
the young seaman
had been sentenced to ten days and asked the chief mate why.
"Well Sir, when we got you undressed we found that he`d also shit in
your pants."

lol

wat a joke lmao