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Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by PasD(m): 8:50pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
Here is my experience. Today I left my house so early and in a hurry so as not to miss the first bus to lagos that I forgot to visit the toilet. About 4hours into the journey the thing came down on my like a pregnant woman in labour. Sitting right next to me was this Damsel whom I have been chatting with from the time the bus left the park. Hey without minding the girl I had to beg the driver to stop! I announced it so that the passangers will know how serious it was. I was sweating! I tried to hold even my fart because who never can tell, it might come out with a lump of shit. Hey I ran into the bush like a wild goose. As soon as I was done, my eyes cleared. Believe me, the girl did not talk to me again till we got to lag. But hey, who cares? I was gonna die! Drop your experience 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by abiki(f): 9:35pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by PasD(m): 9:39pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
Why u smilling na abiki: |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by mekano1980: 10:26pm On Sep 17, 2013 |
That's the best way of poo poo I must tell,you can fell the breeze |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by ERF: 8:13am On Sep 18, 2013 |
Sorry ooh, that was a one chance mission... Girls can form. . Lol. We only did shut put in school then. . . Ti was fun y'knw |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by PasD(m): 9:13am On Sep 18, 2013 |
Lol no mind them. So u did 'shot put'? E<R>F: |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by ERF: 9:36am On Sep 18, 2013 |
PasD: Lol no mind them. So u did 'shot put'? That's a "K" factor na. Everybody did it in my secondary school. Even the extremely Ajeelike S.p was a proper bush attendant, because students can be naughty most times. They mess up the toilet and toilets cleaners find it scary to do their duties, so before we flog. . . We first secretly empty our bowels in the nearest Just few atimes. . . Or make i wash the toilet? Habaaa |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by ERF: 9:38am On Sep 18, 2013 |
Buh when i became the HP, i did no such thing. . . .lol, Leadership by example naa |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by PasD(m): 3:01pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
My guy you are funnilistically funny!!!!! Kai E<R>F: |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by babadem2much(m): 7:27pm On Sep 18, 2013 |
if e get anytin wey beta pass 2 poo 4 bush na sleep, guy na d koko b dat wen we dey school, n wen i travel go villa wetin concern me wit toilet bush straight wit my tissue paper n wata. breeze go blow u fyn fyn, op na bcuz u neva do am b4 na im mek poo disgraced u lyk dat 1 Like |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by eddyddon234(m): 6:03am On Sep 19, 2013 |
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Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by eddyddon234(m): 6:07am On Sep 19, 2013 |
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Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by lobatan85(f): 7:08am On Sep 19, 2013 |
no comment, :lmao: |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by PasD(m): 9:55am On Sep 19, 2013 |
What's making you laf? You just remembered your experience ryt? Share na haba! lobatan85: no comment, :lmao: |
Re: Have You Ever Shit In The Bush? Drop You're Experience. by Yungvisionz(m): 11:39am On Sep 19, 2013 |
PasD: Here is my experience. Today I left my house so early and in a hurry so as not to miss the first bus to lagos that I forgot to visit the toilet. About 4hours into the journey the thing came down on my like a pregnant woman in labour. Sitting right next to me was this Damsel whom I have been chatting with from the time the bus left the park. Hey without minding the girl I had to beg the driver to stop! I announced it so that the passangers will know how serious it was. I was sweating! I tried to hold even my fart because who never can tell, it might come out with a lump of shit. Hey I ran into the bush like a wild goose. As soon as I was done, my eyes cleared. Believe me, the girl did not talk to me again till we got to lag. But hey, who cares? I was gonna die! |
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