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Mistaken Identity by silky(m): 3:14pm On Apr 16, 2006 |
A bloke is in a queue at the Supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just waived her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he says, "sorry do you know me?" She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children !" His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful, Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a**?" No she replies coldly,"I'm your sons' English Teacher", |
Re: Mistaken Identity by lauryn(f): 3:35pm On Apr 16, 2006 |
nice |
Re: Mistaken Identity by kellygirl(f): 9:38am On Apr 17, 2006 |
word |
Re: Mistaken Identity by seductive(f): 1:13am On Apr 18, 2006 |
the truth always comes out anywayz |
Re: Mistaken Identity by Zahymaka(m): 4:50am On Apr 18, 2006 |
It's not really funny to me. Am I missing something? |
Re: Mistaken Identity by micklplus(m): 7:58am On Apr 18, 2006 |
Zahymaka:yeah, you are missing something ! try and read it again and u'll get the drift ! cheers |
Re: Mistaken Identity by Zahymaka(m): 11:20am On Apr 18, 2006 |
I've tried reading it over and over. |
Re: Mistaken Identity by spikelord(m): 12:03pm On Apr 18, 2006 |
Likewise myself |
Re: Mistaken Identity by Excellency(m): 9:20pm On Sep 01, 2006 |
ewu |
Re: Mistaken Identity by robby1(m): 2:46pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
Where did y'all leave your funny bones? ok maybe this will help out. i dont want to explain the joke cos it will spoil the whole purpose Excellency:and Excellency:hope these help. |
Re: Mistaken Identity by Free(f): 5:50pm On Sep 02, 2006 |
Re: Mistaken Identity by jiboka: 3:10pm On Sep 08, 2006 |
infact u are very much and mostest impressive in the joke you crackened.sorry doesn't mind my english languages OYINBO LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, but im very much impressed sha, JEUN LOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Re: Mistaken Identity by iice(f): 9:08am On Sep 09, 2006 |
hahahahaha nice one |
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