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Coded Way by leyekan: 3:04pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and we're afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. I'm sorry, we can't hire you." "But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, I'll stop winking!" "Really? Great! Show me!" So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. "Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country!" "Womanizing? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!" "Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?" "Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?" |
Re: Coded Way by clemcykul(f): 4:15pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
winks at leyekan ![]() ![]() |
Re: Coded Way by ituen(m): 4:18pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
poor boy. Dont wink at him Clem b4 he gets the wrong message |
Re: Coded Way by aristole(m): 4:34pm On Jan 21, 2008 |
Stop winking ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Coded Way by adjain(m): 5:30pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Now i see why i have two years' stock. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Coded Way by aristole(m): 6:04pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
winkling!winkling!!little star |
Re: Coded Way by aristole(m): 6:10pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
winkling!winkling!!little star |
Re: Coded Way by tjtj1(m): 7:25pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
re u winking at someone? |
Re: Coded Way by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
just the way u went to a barbing saloon and continued winking at the mirror |
Re: Coded Way by tjtj1(m): 5:47pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
ya clem i remember but the last time i checked it was u ![]() |
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