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Lies We Have Told by nenergy(m): 12:31pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
We’ve at one time in our lives told Lies whether white, black or green. In primary school my classmate and I were caught by a teacher long after closing time plucking guava with our school uniform. We knew our buttocks will suffer on Monday, so we began devising ways of avoiding school. On Monday I left home as usual, waited at our street abokis’ shop and returned home telling my mother that I was turned back by the gateman because I didn’t have a biro. Of course she didn’t buy it. My classmate’s lie was far more devious; he told his parents that his teacher had died. Hhen, his trashing was double.lol Also in primary school, a boy told his parents the “Edet who lived in Calabar” had died and N5 was required per student to support his funeral. In secondary school, a classmate scammed N500 from his parents saying he needed to buy logarithm and antilogarithm (4 figure table) N250 each. E don tay wey boys don dey lie…no wonder our ladies dey tire for us. What lies have you told your parents or loved ones? Oya confess, Happy Sunday! |
Re: Lies We Have Told by EfemenaXY: 6:16pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
nenergy: Why? What d'you need the information for? Haven't you got something more important to do? |
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