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What A Lucky Chap! by abwuz(m): 7:26pm On Jan 25, 2008
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and
so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing
bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and
generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me
to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and commit my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She
said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in
shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top
she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to
the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
all Clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, "we are very happy that you have passed our little
test, we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome
to the family. "And the moral of this story is: Always keep your
condoms in your car,
grin grin cheesy
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by styrax(m): 10:26pm On Jul 05, 2008
very funny!!!!!!!!!!

only if the father in law knew
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by Abbygyal(f): 10:51pm On Jul 05, 2008
lmao
nice one
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by triistar86: 2:48am On Jul 06, 2008
wonderful! Very wonderful I must confess
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by clemcykul(f): 10:27am On Jul 07, 2008
stale
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by ituen(m): 11:04pm On Jul 07, 2008
too stale for my liking

Where's the MOD?
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by benjay1(m): 12:04pm On Jul 08, 2008
You go fear Remix.

This ona pass P-Square. lol
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by clemcykul(f): 12:21pm On Jul 08, 2008
MOD is on strike, he has not been paid 21/2 yrs salary
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by naijababe2(f): 12:25pm On Jul 08, 2008
heard it b4
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by clemcykul(f): 9:44am On Jul 09, 2008
so ur hearing is good now?

conngrats baby grin grin
Re: What A Lucky Chap! by benjay1(m): 12:21pm On Jul 09, 2008
KOLO clem

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