One day, Akpors - an aeroplane cleaner was
cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book
entitled,
“HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,
VOL. 1”.
He opened the the first page which said,
“To start the engine, press the red button”.
He did so and the airplane engine started.
He was please and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving press blue button”.
He did so and the plane started moving at an
amazing speed.
He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page
which said,
“To let airplane fly, please press the green
button”.
He did so and the plane started to fly.
He was so happy.
After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and
wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page.
He fainted after reading the instructions.
The 4th page said,
“To learn how to land a plane please watch out
for Vol. 2”. Lol..