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Africans No Dey Carry Last by realsammie(m): 11:47pm On Nov 02, 2012 |
An african boy ws enjoying a hearty breakfast....bacon, eggs, hash browns, croissants, toast, butter, jam..you name it!! When an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts unwanted conversation!! : American: ''You africans eat the whole bread?'' african boy: ''Of course'' American blowing gum: ''We don't ...In the States, we only eat what's inside.The crusts, we collect in a container, recycle, rebake into croissants and sell them to africans'' African boy: ''Oh really?'' American: ''Do you eat jam with bread?'' African boy: ''Of course'' American (chuckling and crackling his gum, between his teeth): ''We don't. In the States we eat fresh fruits for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in to containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to africans' African boy: ''Do you have sex in America?'' American: ''Of course we do'' African boy: ''And what do you do with the condoms?'' American: ''Throw them away of course'' African boy: ''after we use it. We pack it into containers,recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America' |
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