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Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by Ebukabauer(m): 11:12am On Nov 04, 2012
Seriously, This is the Question i have been asking myself "Why do People Sleep in Church/Mosque but theirEyes wide Open in Club??"
Whats your say about this??
[Awaiting a whole lot of Funny Answers]
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by trent9002(m): 12:31pm On Nov 04, 2012
Because Church is boooooring
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by yah1(m): 3:30pm On Nov 04, 2012
The churches say the same thing all the time.
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by Nobody: 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2012
Demonscheesy
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by Nobody: 3:44pm On Nov 04, 2012
Double post. Sorry its a demon that caused it.
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by yah1(m): 3:47pm On Nov 04, 2012
Rogues
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by yah1(m): 3:47pm On Nov 04, 2012
Thieves
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by Callotti: 4:01pm On Nov 04, 2012
I have slept in clubs too o! cheesy
But clubs are more fun! cool
I cannot be caught dead in ANY church! kiss
Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by CrazyMan(m): 4:12pm On Nov 04, 2012
That's another proof to show that satan exists.

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Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by Heatblast(m): 6:04pm On Nov 04, 2012
You are more likely to sleep when listening to someone than walking round and dancing in the club..... Morover people also sleep in classrooms, meetings, etc its not restricted to church/mosque sermon only

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Re: Why Do People Sleep In The Church,but Eyes Wide Open In The Club?? by lagerwhenindoubt(m): 6:11pm On Nov 04, 2012
Heatblast: You are more likely to sleep when listening to someone than walking round and dancing in the club..... Morover people also sleep in classrooms, meetings, etc its not restricted to church/mosque sermon only
Thanks for recognizing at this is not a religious issue

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