TEACHER: Ekaitte, go to the map and find North America .
EKAITTE: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class,
who discovered America ?
CLASS: Ekaitte.
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____
TEACHER: Leanda, why are you
doing your math multiplication on the floor?
LEANDA: You told me to do it without using tables.
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_______ ___
TEACHER: Okon, how do you
spell 'crocodile?'
OKON: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
OKON: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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_______ _____
TEACHER: Akpors, what is the chemical formula for water?
AKPORS: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
AKPORS: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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__
TEACHER: little johnny, name one
important thing we have
today that we didn't have
ten years ago.
LITTLE JOHNNY: Me!
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_______ ___
TEACHER: Osas, why do you
always get so dirty?
OSAS: Well, I'm a lot closer
to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: quadri, give me a
sentence starting with ' I.. '
QUADRI: I is..
TEACHER: No, Kelveen.....
Always say, 'I am.'
QUADRI: All right... 'I am the
ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his
father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Akpors, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
AKPORS: Because George still
had the axe in his hand....
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______
TEACHER: Now, musa , tell
me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
MUSA: No sir, I don't have
to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Mensah , your composition on 'My
Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you
copy his?
SLY : No, sir. It's the same
dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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___
TEACHER: Akpors, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are
no longer interested?
AKPORS: A teacher

Dey re funny dude

Op you try pass me wey say i no get time for copy and paste!

no offence.

*sigh heavily*

Thanks o. I need the encouragement.

Am sorry OP I neva knew I was a saddist b4 reading this jokes

dvdon: Am sorry OP I neva knew I was a saddist b4 reading this jokes

ssshhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrp

the guy who posted this needs to get a dictionary so he can understand the meaning of sadism.

The jokes arent that funny sef, av read better.

daryoor: the guy who posted this needs to get a dictionary so he can understand the meaning of sadism.

The jokes arent that funny sef, av read better.

ssssssshhhhhhaaaaaaarrrrrrrrp

speedster speedster , let me guess, u r still in primary school. I will be diapponted if u r in junior sec school.

Just passing...

Xymc...:
Just passing...

When your return is expected please or have gone forever?

chakula:

When your return is expected please or have gone forever?

*smh* is that why you called me back to this stinking thing called a thread?

@Speeder... First of all U̶̲̥̅̊ need τ̅☺ distinguish btw ɑ̤̥̈̊ humour Aπϑ ɑ̤̥̈̊ joke... D¤n't even consider joke as ɑ̤̥̈̊ talent U̶̲̥̅̊ ® far from it. Re-posting other peepz joke won't work Fø̲̣̣я̅ U̶̲̥̅̊.... Am sure U̶̲̥̅̊ call ♍ε̲̣̣̣̥ ɑ̤̥̈̊ sadist na cos it wasn't funny @all

i saw it for the first time, its good, nice one

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

speeder: Thanks o. I need the encouragement.

Buahahahahaha.

For your mind, them dey encourage you oo






Anywayz...More palm oil to ur elbow