A Teacher trying to teach good
manners
asked her students this Question:
Michael if you were on a date
having
dinner with a nice young lady,
how would you tell her that you
have to go
to the bathroom??
Michael:"Just a minute, I have to go
pee.."
Teacher: That would be rude &
impolite..
How about you Sam??
Sam said:"I really need to go to the
Toilet,
i'm sorry.."
Teacher: That's better but still not
nice to
say the word Toilet..
Oh you Little Johnny?? Can you use
your
brain??
Little Johnny said:"Darling, May i
please be
excused for a moment?? I've got to
shake
hands with a very dear friend of
mine,
whom i hope to introduce to you
after
dinner."
"TEACHER FAINTED!!!"

UNCLE Akpors: Ah! ibro long
time! how re U doing?
ibro: Am ok tank u. I came to
look for admission to
realize my dream of
becoming a Doctor! I hope u
can help?
UNCLE Akpors : o I see, how
was ur O'level?
ibro: Fine O! 2 credits Sir,
Yoruba & Agric.
UNCLE Akpors: Laughing
That is a Good Result My
Brother!! ! U can still be a
Doctor but a native Doctor.
Use ur credit in Agric to
look for Herbs & ur credit
in Yoruba for incantations.

laughs.