I spend close to N100 everyday ...lol.

miketonic: SOMETIME...I LIKE TO WAKE UP MY WIFE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT...AND THEN BEAT HER BECAUSE OF I AM THE MAN OF THE HOUSE

Beat her? Are u for real? U must be a bloody psychopath... I fear for wife's life.... *sad*

ghettodreamz:

And this is coming from the same person who said, he's married? *Smhfyb*

YABA LEFT TINX, no blame am, lolss

manny4life:


GEEZ, chill... Do you know what PTSD is? When did PTSD become a bad thing? Please, move over, I withdraw my comments if it's making you that bad.

I know what it is but I really haven't experienced any traumatic event in my life, really!!

I just get worked up over things that happen in Nigeria, I care about my country a lil too much for my own good!!

*I just wish things were almost perfect. We have so much sh1t to put in place *

•I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.

•I like things to be in order.

•I'm obsessed with buying high heels. Can't even count how many pairs I've got.

•I like my shoes to be arranged properly, side by side.

•I have no patience for nobody!

•I sleep nakèd.

•I like eating raw okro and locust beans.. Whenever available.

•I have to shower twice a day. Have to.

•I hate wearing bras. I've taken my bra off on the motorway before whilst driving.

•I shave or wax my private part hairs whilst lying down on a towel on the floor.

•I don't sit on toilets. I hover on it, or put tissue on it before doing my business.

•Up till the age of 15, I used to shît in a potty.. Until my mum threw my lovely potty away.

•I can't share my cutlery with anyone.

•I smell my poo before flushing. I also like to fart when I'm all covered up in bed so I can enjoy the smell of my fart. Beans is my favourite

@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

Gentle....

ItsModella:
My mom jokes about how I transformed from an orderly freak to a person filled with clutter...loool. I only arrange my stuff when I'm expecting visitors

haha, lol at only when you're expecting visitors...

I thought women are OCD like... for instance, in my mom kitchen, everything has to be put a certain way... women and their kitchen trouble, I think that a problem with most women...

I prefer lying down than sitting down. As a matter of fact, I find it hard to sit upright and you will always catch me lying down on chairs or tables.

I am always nervous when i am around my fellow boys, and the feeling of uneasiness is extremely terrible. Very wierd hugh!

Imo obot: I spend close to N100 everyday ...lol.

You try gan ooooooooo. Oti try ju

@ abiL

dipo+:


I know this too. And i get teary-eyed over stuff too

Finally! Someone as weird as me!

miketonic: SOMETIMES AFTER TAKING A DUMP..I LIKE TO STICK MY MIDDLE FINGER IN MY BUTT HOLE AND THEN SMELL IT... IT GIVES ME JOY AND ESCTACY

yuck!
Thats gross and weird

dipo+:
I don't like TV and I think watching movies is a complete waste of time

wow! coulda sworn I know u.... but no I don't.

I can dance in a market place unclad

I like my shadow more than anyone else.

abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.



@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

the PAIN part got me HARD, is that weird?

I don't like talking, infact most conversations nigerians see as usual bores me like hell. I only talk when i feel its neccesary. I prefer engaging in thoughts.

In my mid twenties and a graduate, and has never been in a r/ship b4, d last time i toast a gal was wen am in level 1 at year 2005 wit a acceleratin pumpin hart.
I lyk gals alot and do steal glances at dem bt scare to approach dem bt i do hav female frnds sha(former courses mate, frnds thru frnds) bt to toast a babe, no way for liverless guy lyk me.
All my frnds has 1 or more, dat is y dey said am nt normal, hmmmmm.

abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.



@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

I'm guessing it's more than this, right?

dahonestboss: I can dance in a market place unclad

Finally, the real MAD MAN has entered the thread. LWKMD

I'm a Genius! Isn't that weird?!

Shollypopz:
I know what it is but I really haven't experienced any traumatic event in my life, really!!

I just get worked up over things that happen in Nigeria, I care about my country a lil too much for my own good!!

*I just wish things were almost perfect. We have so much sh1t to put in place *

That's where u get it wrong, PTSD is not necessarily when you directly experience it. Take for instance in 9/11, thousands of people who weren't affected by the event literally collapsed , or passed out or something. The shock from the traumatic event causes the stress and even puts certain people in overdrive. it doesn't mean you directly, it's also indirect. So when you said the ALUU four victims, you were stressed by the aftermath of such evil traumatic event making you panicking, crying, and what have you.

Nevertheless, I withdraw my comments,

abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.

•I like things to be in order.

•I'm obsessed with buying high heels. Can't even count how many pairs I've got.

•I like my shoes to be arranged properly, side by side.

•I have no patience for nobody!


@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

the bolded part is also weird

SOMETIMES... I LIKE TO CHEAT ON MY WIFE EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WITH 30 NAIRA ASHAWO AND THEN COME BACK HOME AND ACCUSE HER OF CHEATING

joeydozzy:

I'm guessing it's more than this, right?

I'm adding more as we go along. Keep checking that post for updates

honeric01: I like my shadow more than anyone else.

Narcissistic

Do you converse with your shadow?

Do you feed it?

Do you comb its hair?

Do you play scrabble with it?

*Ileke-IdI:
@ abiL

Yes love?

I don't make calls and I hate people calling me up

abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.

•I like things to be in order.

•I'm obsessed with buying high heels. Can't even count how many pairs I've got.

•I like my shoes to be arranged properly, side by side.

•I have no patience for nobody!


@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

miketonic: SOMETIMES... I LIKE TO CHEAT ON MY WIFE EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT WITH 30 NAIRA ASHAWO AND THEN COME BACK HOME AND ACCUSE HER OF CHEATING

Just do her a good favour by telling her when you finally contract that veneral disease ooooo. Are you for real?

I can eat a whole big tower pot of ewaọọlọka simultaneously until it's finish.