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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:11pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO I think there is now internet access at yaba left |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by manny4life(m): 4:12pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO Dude, stop. Just because you dis-virgin someone don't make them a prostitute, in fact, I think you're the gigolo himself, have u thought of that? |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by abiL(f): 4:12pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ItsModella: Mine are a handful as well. I used to go shopping braless until I started noticing 2 erect nîpples staring back at me in my reflection. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:12pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.Sholly, the fact that you don't enjoy the smell of your fart makes you weird. abiL, a potty till you were 15? what the shitty hell? |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:12pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Shollypopz: abiL: I hate bras too but unlike you, I can keep it on till I get home. LoL! I hate the damn things too . Nothing beats the sight 'em mammaries, dancing beneath your vest, on some chicks chest. Lovely sight . |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO Walai... You be fokoyo seriously! You're really a mad man oooooo... But that's not fair. Chai! Don't forget your female kids would grow up too, and someday this might happen to her/them too. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Fhemmmy: 4:13pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
aieromon: I prefer lying down than sitting down. As a matter of fact, I find it hard to sit upright and you will always catch me lying down on chairs or tables. Yes, that is really weird . . . Lol, but that is what big men does cos they wanna meditate on God and Money |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
manny4life: if they are not virgin..then they are ashawo |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Prodigee: 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ItsModella:Hmmmm...really?! |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
somebody smells her shitt before flushing. I'm in with sholly on this 1 Like |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by blood1(f): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOOLol.... Ekwensu! Tufiakwa gi! |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:14pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Richfella: You're insane, seriously |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Dickson3(m): 4:16pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
I hate wearing boxers. I can wear a suit complete with a tie but no boxers |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by manny4life(m): 4:16pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: Well, I guess 98% of women are ashawos because most have had sex (not for money) but for orgasmic tension reducer. So please, make sure you marry a virgin, but it doesn't change the fact you're a gigolo too. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:16pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ßløøð: lol..you are funny |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:16pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
abiL: |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by miketonic(m): 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
manny4life: CAN YOU SAY HI TO YOUR MOM FOR ME...CUZ SHE CAME OVER TO MY PLACE LAST NIGHT...I MADE HER WORSHIP MY JOYSTICK 1 Like |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Slicqyprizzy(f): 4:17pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
i'm a big talkative. I talk so much to the extend that, when I talk and I realise no one is listening, I start talking to myself. Even sometimes when I'm on my bed alone, I organise pillows and teddy bears and talk to them. As I'm typing now, I'm reading what I'm typing aloud. I don't see it as weird, but my friends, especially my room mate say I'm anoying and weird. 1 Like |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by abiL(f): 4:19pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ItsModella: I just don't like sitting on a toilet sit where everyone has sat on |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:19pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
No derailing please.. No insults Matured talks ONLY PLEASE. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:19pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Slicqy prizzy: i'm a big talkative. I talk so much to the extend that, when I talk and I realise no one is listening, I start talking to myself.That is weird. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Ifetex(m): 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
I can hate some 1 without no risen 1 Like |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by manny4life(m): 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: Dude, you have crossed the line, if you have no form of respect for your parents, I DO, so I will NOT insult your mother BUT PLEASE, don't you EVER insult my mother again. Where she stands, you will tremble, leave my mom's name out of your unholy, filthy mouth. 1 Like |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
abiL:I get you. I do the tissue on the toilet seat thing too but a potty till you were 15? wow!!! that's all I can say. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:20pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
I could be very non-tolerant, I really need to work on that..lol, Just a brush over my skin with yours could get me really pissed off, or a dirt on the floor especially in my room. I really need to work on that. |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by ghettodreamz(m): 4:21pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Slicqy prizzy: i'm a big talkative. I talk so much to the extend that, when I talk and I realise no one is listening, I start talking to myself. What are you studying? Mass comm or PFA? Have you thought of/considered acting or being a presenter on the rAdio/tV before? |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:21pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
abiL:ok wack my head again |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Psaalmuel(m): 4:21pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
When i travel far away 4rm home..i culd kip ma shitz in ma buttocks 4 2wks witout visitn d gent..culd alzo count ma teeths with ma tongue..culd kip a hot boiling meat in ma mouth mst xpecialy wen i steal meat...true buh funy...hahaha |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by abiL(f): 4:22pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
ItsModella: Lol abeg stop repeating that thing joor! Christmas is near, get me a potty |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by CzarChris(m): 4:22pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO EAT FEMALE JUICE BOX WHEN SHE IS ON HER PERIOD...I LOVE RED JUICE, IT MAKES MY TONGUE RED AND HAPPYHold on*spits* WTF nigga WTF. You mean you go close to a woman in period, put your mouth in her punanny and suck on dirty blood red residues of dead decaying uterus, not minding the smell? Hold on*pukes(rinses mouth with shepee)* Whoever did dis to you, it will nt be well with that person. OMG!!! You need 70days and 70nights deliverance with praying and fasting. 1 Like |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
abiL:I will...an adult size, customized just for you with "abiL the baby" on it |
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:23pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
Czar-Chris: lmao! You are one funny guy! |
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