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I Changed Cocks by ThugLife1(m): 9:07pm On Feb 02, 2008
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her
that she was pregnant. The young lady had been married for
ten years and had wanted a baby very badly. As she sat on
the bus, on her way home, she felt that she had to share the
good news with someone. The gentleman sitting next to her
seemed as good as anyone to share the good news with.

Sir, she said, I just received the best news you could ever
imagine. I have to share it with someone or I'll bust. She told
him the news that the doctor had told her about being pregnant.

The man shared her enthusiam as he shared his expierence.
He said he was a farmer and he had trouble with his hens
laying eggs. He stated that he went out to the hen house one
morning and all of his hens had layed eggs. He was so happy.
he added, "but confidentially, I changed cocks."

The newly pregnant woman responded, "Confidentially, me
too."
Re: I Changed Cocks by CrazyMan(m): 9:13pm On Feb 02, 2008
Hmm not bad wink
Re: I Changed Cocks by ThugLife1(m): 9:15pm On Feb 02, 2008
:d
Re: I Changed Cocks by tufe(m): 9:31pm On Feb 02, 2008
lol

useless husband, sharp wife, nice farmer.

correct poster
Re: I Changed Cocks by ThugLife1(m): 10:01pm On Feb 02, 2008
correct comment cheesy
Re: I Changed Cocks by tufe(m): 10:11pm On Feb 02, 2008
lol
Re: I Changed Cocks by ituen(m): 12:04pm On Feb 03, 2008
nice jokes
Re: I Changed Cocks by tufe(m): 2:05pm On Feb 03, 2008
*starring at ituen*
Re: I Changed Cocks by ituen(m): 4:30pm On Feb 03, 2008
Do i look handsome? cool cool cool
Re: I Changed Cocks by ThugLife1(m): 10:11pm On Feb 03, 2008
no sir
Re: I Changed Cocks by ituen(m): 1:00pm On Feb 04, 2008
Ur girfriend will see me from a different view than yours
Re: I Changed Cocks by clemcykul(f): 1:07pm On Feb 04, 2008
some view indeed
Re: I Changed Cocks by tufe(m): 6:40pm On Feb 04, 2008
yawk !!!

so nightie, tessy, atistole, and the rest dey kiss that mouth. i sorry for them. AIDS dey spread thru kissing these days o grin
Re: I Changed Cocks by tjtj1(m): 10:09pm On Feb 04, 2008
abi u sef don kiss ituen? shocked
Re: I Changed Cocks by Nobody: 8:27am On Feb 05, 2008
the joke is something else, jo!
Re: I Changed Cocks by ashaby(f): 10:12am On Feb 07, 2008
nice one
Re: I Changed Cocks by ituen(m): 6:32pm On Feb 07, 2008
@Tufe,

Go find person to kiss. I believe Ify dey hoard her mouth
Re: I Changed Cocks by tjtj1(m): 11:46pm On Feb 07, 2008
hehehehe grin

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