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Divorced Woman by ThugLife1(m): 9:11pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and was starting to get extremely Hot. She went to the grocery store and while there starting eyeing the bag boy. On the way out to the car she decided to make her move. Leaning over to the boy she whispered," You know, I've got and itchy pussy, " The boy replied, "Well you're gonna have to point it out, ma'am, all those Japanese cars look alike to me!" |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 10:46pm On Feb 02, 2008 |
very very dull young boi. oppurtunity given away there |
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 2:33am On Feb 03, 2008 |
i dont get it guys |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 2:36pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
the young chap didnt code that the woman was Hot, an wanted to bla bla bla. tj, you need to flex more often than normal |
Re: Divorced Woman by ThugLife1(m): 10:07pm On Feb 03, 2008 |
hun hun? |
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 1:10pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
why dont she use an iron sponge to scratch the itching pussycat |
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 2:41pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
she didn't use an iron sponge cos she wanted a rod |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 2:56pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
good answer my brother. now, you offer her yours |
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 3:00pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
clem babe where u at. come take my rod |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 3:09pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
LMAO hehe clem, common, dont be shy. its gonna be the biggest you've ever seen, and you'll ever see |
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 4:47pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Any rod can pass tru clemcy's ear oh The fear of madam bla bla. . . . . |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 5:10pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
lmao |
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 5:21pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
*grabs their rod, slices it off with a saw, uses rod to kill rats disturbing my abode* u dey internet dey get hard on pervert for lyfe |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 5:42pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
ouch!!! that gotta hurt who you are talking too. lol |
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 8:14pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
she garbs ituen's rod not mine |
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 8:33pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
Its not mine. My own black. Na Folly own she grab |
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 8:34pm On Feb 04, 2008 |
folly own blue? |
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 10:23am On Feb 05, 2008 |
u cant excape ive already dealt wid ur pint size rod its really good for chasing and killing rats |
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 11:08am On Feb 05, 2008 |
Folly own na colour-riot |
Re: Divorced Woman by tytylayor: 1:23pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
and tufe and tj and ituen and folly, all na same, "grab rod chop to pieces gives to rat" *hugs clem* |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 1:55pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
**will hold my peace till i hear what Clemz has to say** |
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 3:50pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
tufe i dont have anything to say *thanks tyty * iteun lol colour riot indeed lmao |
Re: Divorced Woman by Bblak(f): 4:38pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Na wa o.LMAO |
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 4:45pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@Clem, Since u don see am, u supose advice the boy to change colour or dye it pink |
Re: Divorced Woman by tytylayor: 4:47pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
u r welkum jare cool clem |
Re: Divorced Woman by tufe(m): 5:28pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
an allegiance has been formed between clemz ad tyty, and since clemz is my madam here, i will hold my peace whatz up with all this color thing. dudes, sharrap !!! |
Re: Divorced Woman by tjtj1(m): 6:43pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
its color of wat u have nd clem doesn't have |
Re: Divorced Woman by ituen(m): 8:18pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
They all wiahed they had a 3rd leg. But God gave them "centre patting" |
Re: Divorced Woman by ifyalways(f): 8:52pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
ituen:LMAO ituen:. . .assuming he had any,you meant.hes more like a wasted sperm that spilled from the test tube in the abortionists table.foolishly foolish. @joke i have to Lol but i can't remember why tho |
Re: Divorced Woman by tytylayor: 9:30am On Feb 06, 2008 |
and d centre patting sending third leg to bla bla bla, |
Re: Divorced Woman by clemcykul(f): 10:58am On Feb 06, 2008 |
stiches all center parting* paints all anaconda orange those of u widout anaconda pls do well to borrow from iteun and teejay coz their own dey drag for ground |
Re: Divorced Woman by Lolabbey: 11:21am On Feb 06, 2008 |
@ituen centre patting-------------------cnt help laffing my ass off u guys wont kill me wth too mch lafta |
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