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Bad Market For Mr 419 by donsponky(m): 3:16pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
ENJOY THIS Bad Market for 419er subdued by a friend (Ayo). Excerpt....... Mr. 419: Hello, how are you? Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with? Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me? Who do you know in UK dat could be calling? (Sensing a scam, Ayo threw in a trap…) Ayo: Johnson! Is that you? (Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't know any Johnson in UK) (Thinking it's a break, he swallows the bait) Mr. 419: Of course, this is Johnson! How come you didn't recognize my voice initially? (Ayo certain it's a scam, he decided to punish him verbally and financially. He had the time that morning so he was going to assist him waste his call credit.) Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your father died, you didn't so much as show up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e o! (Your children will repay you with such). Didn't you hear about his demise? He was so bitter and full of original and heavy curses for you. Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued): I didn't hear. I would have come. Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has leprosy too? You didn't hear about that, abi? Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I didn’t hear. Ayo: (Enjoying himself thoroughly) Too bad! Is your wife that foolish too? Not even a word from her after you folks married without our blessings? If the husband is not wise, is the wife lame- witted too? Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get across to you. There's an issue… (breaking in before he begins his story) Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o (you offended me). I sent you money to buy me a car and you just disappeared. When am I having my money back? U want me to curse you too like ur father did? I don't have his kind of patience o! I'm sure u know. I won't wait that long before I give u what u deserve. Epe buruku niun se fun o! (I'll pronounce wicked curses on u) Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is important.. Ayo: Shut up!! When are u sending money home? Haba! We sent u to school, clothed u and sent u abroad, Are u now a 419? (PHONE CUTS) 1 Like |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by abbeycial: 3:25pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
good one |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by sats: 4:32pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
old |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by visionbiafra: 4:50pm On Nov 17, 2012 |
Inconsistently funny |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by RexioKlasik(m): 8:57pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Nyc 1 here... |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by Akwusike: 11:53pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Superb!!!! |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by OME1(m): 11:30am On Nov 19, 2012 |
@op good.. |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by zentol(m): 3:28pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Ayor i hail u. U too much. Warri no dey carry last. |
Re: Bad Market For Mr 419 by Nobody: 4:35pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Old but still funny |
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