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Bad Market. by bingbagbo(m): 3:49pm On Nov 17, 2012
I was a taxi driver, so started work at 5AM.
just as i zoomed onto the main road, this well dressed tall and fat man dressed in suit stopped the taxi.
"dropping!" he whispered.
He hopped in the taxi, and asked me to take him round.There was know where we had not been to that day.School, market, hospital, even urinal, we drove to.
i was so happy because the man appeared very rich and spoke big.
It was finally 8pm and i asked him to pay me.
"which money?" he asked
"ah ah, i have taken you round since morning and you are asking me what money?"
the man smiled in a silly way, so i said "ok let go to the police station"
"ok," he wholeheartedly accepted.
The moment we got to the station, the man was handcuffed and taken away.
i asked why and a police officer answered "this guy is a madman who escaped from yaba left 3 months ago after rraping another madman. . .we ve been looking for him since. . " grin









i fell into straight coma grin
Re: Bad Market. by sats: 4:28pm On Nov 17, 2012
i see
Re: Bad Market. by bingbagbo(m): 5:02pm On Nov 17, 2012
sats: i see


you are mad!! angry
Re: Bad Market. by anycorner(m): 6:10pm On Nov 17, 2012
wat else can i say? dan God forgive me for wasting my precious megabyte on this thread embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Re: Bad Market. by Homar(m): 6:28pm On Nov 17, 2012
Fork you bin .
Re: Bad Market. by hottprince: 12:56am On Nov 18, 2012
mmmtttssssccchhheeeewwwww dry joke angryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangryangry angry angry
Re: Bad Market. by larride(m): 10:37am On Nov 18, 2012
BG you are mad grin





angry
Re: Bad Market. by RexioKlasik(m): 11:06am On Nov 18, 2012
Seems "Beans" has a new frnd@sats
Re: Bad Market. by sats: 7:49pm On Nov 18, 2012
bin gbagbo:

you are mad!! angry
am not like the others who will b quick to exchange words with u, so pls move on with ur "jejuneness" ... u can look that up ... i will help u build ur vocabulary ... dont b shy ... look it up

RexioKlasik: Seems "Beans" has a new frnd@sats
i dont kno what dis bin guy is feeling lyk, sometimes i wonder if he reads his post before submitting

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Re: Bad Market. by toygod2: 1:53am On Nov 24, 2012
hmmmm, campylobacter jejuni

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