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| Shocking Letter by Dojo(m): 3:36pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
Shocking Letter A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But is not only that Mum, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams. I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'll visit for you to know your grandchildren. Your daughter, Judith. P.S.: Mum, it's not true. I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in the desk drawer. |
| Re: Shocking Letter by O4real(m): 4:40pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
Ah Boy, U got me crackin,  |
| Re: Shocking Letter by vichel(m): 5:04pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
 ewwwww  the worst thing that would happen to her is when her mother gets a hold of her little skinny ass. olodo |
| Re: Shocking Letter by dm(m): 7:20pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
| Smart girl, doused mumsies anger, lol |
| Re: Shocking Letter by jayemkay(f): 7:30pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
hahaha she knew HOW TO GET TO HER MOTHER! |
| Re: Shocking Letter by snazzydawn(f): 8:46pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
awwwww kai!!!wish I saw this while I was in secondary school |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Rhodalyn(f): 8:47pm On Apr 21, 2006 |
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| Re: Shocking Letter by royalyinx(m): 6:12pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
This is shockingly shocking |
| Re: Shocking Letter by folahann(m): 6:20pm On Aug 17, 2008 |
That's total smartness |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Abbygyal(f): 1:54am On Aug 18, 2008 |
omg! i should have used it dis semester but i did well  |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Cescy(m): 5:12am On Aug 18, 2008 |
Olodo rabata |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Cescy(m): 5:14am On Aug 18, 2008 |
Oju eja lo mo je |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Cescy(m): 5:14am On Aug 18, 2008 |
Oju eja lo mo je 9ce concept though |
| Re: Shocking Letter by segunpc(m): 8:54am On Aug 18, 2008 |
old but still rocks. |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 9:08am On Aug 18, 2008 |
**Ctrl C --- Ctrl V** il definitly try this @post nice one |
| Re: Shocking Letter by lexicon(m): 9:09am On Aug 18, 2008 |
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| Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 9:35am On Aug 18, 2008 |
U SMOKE BOMB!!! WHY U DE CRY NA!! |
| Re: Shocking Letter by dadsgal(f): 10:20am On Aug 18, 2008 |
this is really good. |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 10:35am On Aug 18, 2008 |
dadsgal: yeah i know!!! |
| Re: Shocking Letter by lexicon(m): 10:44am On Aug 18, 2008 |
Oyaletor: I know u will know ! ahsawo kobo-kobo |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 10:52am On Aug 18, 2008 |
MR. LEX is that what u are? |
| Re: Shocking Letter by lexicon(m): 10:59am On Aug 18, 2008 |
Oyaletor: have you seen a patient tested HIV neutral ? |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Nautillus(m): 11:07am On Aug 18, 2008 |
segunpc: Yeah, does still . . . . |
| Re: Shocking Letter by Nobody: 11:19am On Aug 18, 2008 |
lex HIV NEUTRAL? WHO BE THAT? |
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