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What The New Generation Church Will Look Like by aiyeboy(m): 9:53am On Nov 24, 2012 |
PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION : Hallelujah. PASTOR: Can we please turn our iPad/tablet PC bibles to 1Cor.13:13. ... MEMBER: 1 Cor. 13:13. Now these three things abide - PASTOR: Wait. Which brand is your tablet, please?. MEMBER: Eh - Galaxy tablet, Pastor. PASTOR: Oh i need someone to read KJV on a Toshiba Thrive/ iPad 10 Yes, my dear sister Agatha [Agatha reads] ............... .............. ... [After sermon] PASTOR: We shall take our tithes and offerings. [Ushers direct the moving queue of members towards ATM machines and tellers with laptops where they make payments with ATM cards withdrawals and Master cards. [Announcement] SECRETARY: This week's meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group, pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please don't miss out. Thursday's bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don't miss out. You can follow the Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling & prayers. God bless you all & have a wonderful week. [After benediction, members begin to post on their Facebook walls about the service and others comment on them. 1 Like |
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