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| What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Afam4eva(m): 11:05am On May 18, 2013 |
PASTOR: Praise the Lord. CONGREGATION: Halleluiah! PASTOR: Can we please turn our tablet PC, iPad, cellphone, kindle bibles to 1 Cor.13:13. ...! And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon.. .. ! PASTOR: Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your WhatsApp, BBM , Twitter and Facebook and chat with your God.Come on... PASTOR: Please have your credit and debit cards ready as we shall now take tithes and offerings. You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password Lord909887. [Ushers circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers. Those who prefer to make electronic funds transfers are directed to computers and laptops at the rear of the church and those who prefer to use iPads allowed to flip them open. Those who prefer telephone banking are allowed to take out their cellphones to transfer their contributions to the church bank account!] The holy atmosphere is truly electric as the cellphones , iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker! [Announcement] SECRETARY: This week's cell meetings shall be held on the various Facebook group pages where the usual group chatting takes place and mix-it for Sunday school pupil. Please. don't miss out. Thursday's bible teachings will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Please don 't miss out.You can follow Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counselling and prayers, dont forget our weekly sermon uploads on YouTube 84 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by nenergy(m): 11:17am On May 18, 2013 |
Nicely written.lol 1 Like |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 11:23am On May 18, 2013 |
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| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by monalicious(f): 11:24am On May 18, 2013 |
hilarious. its gradually getting there.God help us 2 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Enenu1(f): 12:09pm On May 18, 2013 |
Funny |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by mcoamite(m): 1:22pm On May 18, 2013 |
Interesting! 2 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 1:35pm On May 18, 2013 |
Lmao, frontpage please. |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by cheaphost: 1:47pm On May 19, 2013 |
Lol |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Yeske2(m): 10:05pm On May 19, 2013 |
I love this. |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Inik(m): 10:20pm On May 19, 2013 |
This is a joke that has been circulating on bbm since last month. It isn't funny anymore 4 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Exponental(m): 10:28pm On May 19, 2013 |
Inik: This is a joke that has been circulating on bbm since last month. It isn't funny anymoreWhat law states that every citizen must possess a blackberry?....... I too know! 38 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Inik(m): 7:26am On May 20, 2013 |
Exponental:At the risk of sounding like a wet blanket i must say it was not only circulated on blackberry msgr, it was also posted on facebook groups and individual walls & even here on nairaland 4 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by jokingmary(m): 8:52am On May 20, 2013 |
nice  |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by dominique(f): 3:05pm On May 22, 2013 |
Inik: Don't be a spoild sport. Some people are just seeing the joke for the first time (myself inclusive). @topic Rofl 14 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Inik(m): 3:13pm On May 22, 2013 |
dominique:Okay, enjoy |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by MadCow1: 4:23pm On May 23, 2013 |
Afam4eva: PASTOR: Praise the Lord.  1 Like |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 4:23pm On May 23, 2013 |
2020 is far. Make this 2016. 1 Like |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 4:23pm On May 23, 2013 |
Afam4eva: PASTOR: Praise the Lord. |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by SamConquer(m): 4:23pm On May 23, 2013 |
Wait A Minute!You Posted This 'blasphemous Insult' For Me To Laugh.If It Where the days of the Romans You Will Have Being Tied To The Stake and Burnt To Ashes...It Is so bad how all this ''christain'' of nowadays reason..have you ever seen a Muslim mock his religion?(Irrespective of the Fact that the Islam religion Is a Fake Religion,But the Muslim people are making us beleive it is real,with all their extremism.)Dont Be a fool by commiting gravious sin in order to make people Laugh!And for the person that posted that picture up there,what Is the meaning of that...BASTA*RDS 17 Likes |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by gluv01(f): 4:26pm On May 23, 2013 |
Funny |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by mcevans1(m): 4:26pm On May 23, 2013 |
Hilarious |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by souleymon(m): 4:27pm On May 23, 2013 |
I liked the Post |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by creativemusic: 4:29pm On May 23, 2013 |
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| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by wellmax(m): 4:29pm On May 23, 2013 |
Since OP is a moderator, I'm not surprised this is making FP. *walk away* |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by GentleNaaz(m): 4:30pm On May 23, 2013 |
@op, haven't u heard dat rapture will soon take place n u r here dreaming about 2020. U wud hv dreamt abt 3030 or 4040 1 Like |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Lilimax(f): 4:31pm On May 23, 2013 |
Quite hilarious . But if this happens, it will longer be called Church. A church is an assembly of brethrens in the same place for prayers, worship etc lol  1 Like |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Dee60: 4:32pm On May 23, 2013 |
That wont happen. |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nuzo1(m): 4:32pm On May 23, 2013 |
Unfortunately, I don't find this humorous cos its already happening in our churches these days. Its nothing new. I feel that by then, people will either be atheists or will demaand nothing but undiluted words of God! |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Tunjman(m): 4:32pm On May 23, 2013 |
Stale! |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Lilimax(f): 4:32pm On May 23, 2013 |
wellmax: Since OP is a moderator, I'm not surprised this is making FP.But this was not posted today? How about that? |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Nobody: 4:33pm On May 23, 2013 |
| hilarious! 1 Like |
| Re: What a Year 2020 Church Will Be Like...lol by Iaz93: 4:33pm On May 23, 2013 |
OK |
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