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If Animals Could Access Facebook, This Will Be Their Likely Updates by Timijo(m): 11:19am On Nov 24, 2012 |
If ANIMALS could access FACEBOOK. These are most likely to be their STATUS UPDATES.... MOSQUITO:- "I love it when NEPA commot Light for Night, na then i dey see food chop." HEN:- "I just lost my menstrual Period, i think I'm pregnant." COCKROACH:- '' Hi Friends, I Just find out say Baygon na Ice Cream, Infact, E sweet past Sugar sef. CHICKEN :- '' If you don't see My status update tomorrow, it means i'm being served as Food at a nearby' KFC '....We shall meet in Heaven! ' PIG :- '' Chei! I no know Whypeople dey always gossip say i Dirty, Na wetin concern... them...nonsense! ''. RAM:- "Yehhh!!!!....S ALLAH is comming, God, My life dey your Hand ooooo..." RAT:- ''Hmmmm.. These tenant no know say i senior them for this house,Imagine..... Dem wan use trap catch me...Na today? SPIDER :- "I'm planning to build something like a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope this dirty tenants wont do cleaning to spoil my plans sha" DOG :- '' I hate calabar people with Passion ! ' Add yours!! 2 Likes |
Re: If Animals Could Access Facebook, This Will Be Their Likely Updates by salt1: 4:49pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
Dog: humans give me food, love and shelter. They must be my god. Cat: humans give me food, love and shelter. I must be their god |
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