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Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by legalwealth(m): 1:13pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
It was offering time, the pastor was preaching to encourage people to sow their seeds and the interpreter was interpreting. Here it goes: Pastor: There are many reasons why people sow. Interpreter: Orisirisi idi ni awon eniyan fi n so Pastor: Some people have big reasons to sow. Interpreter: Awon miran ni idi araba lati so. Pastor: Some people have small reasons to sow. Interpreter: Awon miran ni idi pelebe lati so. Pastor: If you have a big reason to sow, then sow bountifully Interpreter: Ti iwo ba ni idi araba, o ye ki o so daadaa Pastor: If you don't have a big reason today but dance with courage Interpreter: Ti iwo ko ba ni idi araba sugbon ti o faya gbejo Pastor: And you dance and dance with courage Interpreter: Ti o faya gbejo, ti o tun faya gbejo Pastor: The Lord will give you a big reason to sow Interpreter: Oluwa a fun e ni idi Araba lati so Pastor: Ushers, please bring out the sowing baskets Interpreter: Eyin Usher, e gbe igba iso wa Pastor: And let us sow unto the Lord Interpreter: Ki a le maa so si Oluwa Lols... God have mercy and forgive oh! !! |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
LOL |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 5:20pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Yield: LOLWhich one you dey laugh? The joke abi the poster? Answers please . . . |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 11:59pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
mikuz: The joke. |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 12:10am On Dec 03, 2012 |
I'll have to confirm that. |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 1:39am On Dec 03, 2012 |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 8:05am On Dec 03, 2012 |
I dnt even undastnd d yoke |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Caracta(f): 8:18am On Dec 03, 2012 |
PretiEbony: I dnt even undastnd d yokeNow, this is a joke...i can't stop laughing. |
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 9:18am On Dec 03, 2012 |
PretiEbony: I dnt even undastnd d yokeThen throw the egg away. |
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