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Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by legalwealth(m): 1:13pm On Dec 02, 2012
It was offering time, the pastor was preaching to encourage people to sow their seeds and the interpreter was interpreting.

Here it goes:

Pastor: There are many reasons why people sow.

Interpreter: Orisirisi idi ni awon eniyan fi n so

Pastor: Some people have big reasons to sow.

Interpreter: Awon miran ni idi araba lati so.

Pastor: Some people have small reasons to sow.

Interpreter
: Awon miran ni idi pelebe lati so.

Pastor
: If you have a big reason to sow, then sow bountifully

Interpreter
: Ti iwo ba ni idi araba, o ye ki o so daadaa

Pastor: If you don't have a big reason today but dance with courage

Interpreter: Ti iwo ko ba ni idi araba sugbon ti o faya gbejo

Pastor: And you dance and dance with courage

Interpreter: Ti o faya gbejo, ti o tun faya gbejo


Pastor: The Lord will give you a big reason to sow


Interpreter: Oluwa a fun e ni idi Araba lati so


Pastor: Ushers, please bring out the sowing baskets


Interpreter: Eyin Usher, e gbe igba iso wa


Pastor: And let us sow unto the Lord


Interpreter: Ki a le maa so si Oluwa

Lols...

God have mercy and forgive oh! !!
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 4:22pm On Dec 02, 2012
LOL
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 5:20pm On Dec 02, 2012
Yield: LOL
Which one you dey laugh? The joke abi the poster? Answers please . . . cool
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 11:59pm On Dec 02, 2012
mikuz:
Which one you dey laugh? The joke abi the poster? Answers please . . . cool

The joke. smiley
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 12:10am On Dec 03, 2012
I'll have to confirm that.
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 1:39am On Dec 03, 2012
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Nobody: 8:05am On Dec 03, 2012
I dnt even undastnd d yoke
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by Caracta(f): 8:18am On Dec 03, 2012
PretiEbony: I dnt even undastnd d yoke
Now, this is a joke...i can't stop laughing.
Re: Pastor And His Yoruba Interpreter by mikuz(m): 9:18am On Dec 03, 2012
PretiEbony: I dnt even undastnd d yoke
Then throw the egg away. cheesy

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