Ishilove:

Ohhhhh...

What is Siri?

Ishilove:

This looks delicious and light. Perfect for dinner

Mariangeles:

Sexyjigga:


Siri is a virtual assistant that is part of Apple's iOS, iPadOS, watchOS, macOS, and tvOS operating systems. The assistant uses voice queries and a natural-language user interface to answer questions, make recommendations, and perform actions...

Ishilove:

Who is Alexa? I see so many users quoting that name

Hathor5:

Glad you are.

Ishilove:

Oh. The lady with the sexy, robotic voice on Android phones. She is simply known as Google Assistant

Thanks

Sexyjigga:


God bless you

Sexyjigga:


Alexa is to Amazon what Siri is to Apple.

Mariangeles:


Come to think of it, it hasn't occurred to me to learn that ofe achara
Teach me.

Hathor5:




Thank you!!!!

May all the blessings return to you a thousandfold.

Hathor5:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qkW75JsY3U

Sexyjigga:


I wish I could give you a E-kiss for this...Lol

Alexa please play me 1000 kisses by Will Smith and Jada pinkett for this Queen.

Ishilove:

This is super cool. Thanks

pocohantas:


Babe, it is the same with oha. The only difference is the presence of akpurakpu and achara. If you can cook oha, you will cook ofe achara.

I couldn’t get achara though.

Hathor5:


Can't believe I have never heard of this song.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jXt7EbL37M

Is it a remake? It reminds me of an old R&B song.

Sexyjigga:


Of course... He sampled Luther vandross's Never too much song released in 1981...You know Will smith samples a lot.. Just love the song cos of Jada.

Mariangeles:


Is akpurakpu made out of melon seeds?

Hathor5:


I would eat it without the pineapple.

pocohantas:


Babe, it is the same with oha. The only difference is the presence of akpurakpu and achara. If you can cook oha, you will cook ofe achara.

I couldn’t get achara though.

Hathor5:


Yeah, right. But there was a remake of the song back in the 90s or early 2000 that I like so much. I don't remember who remade it though. Jada has a lovely voice. Didn't know.

Sorry for derailing guys.

cococandy:
are you one of those pineapple-on-pizza haters?

Don’t make me rethink our marriage

Ishilove:

This woman! This woman! You this woman!!!

You're making me salivate for pizza and I'm trying to avoid junk food

Cococandy, why?!?!!!!

Sexyjigga:



Luther released the original in 1981

Will smith sampled it and released his in 2002

Quote me on a music thread, let's not derail this lovely thread.

Hathor5:


Yes dear but I love ham with mushrooms on my pizza
I also love chicken on my pizza, preferably with corn and pepperoni and onions. Just so you know the next time you make pizza.

It's till death do us part sis, no pizza can change it.

cococandy:


You’re a don in the kitchen. I almost forgot that osu exists. I love it.

pippimp:
So, my time is short here. My quarantine is over. Won’t be posting for a long, long time so before I leave I wanna share something that may benefit some of you. Everything you need to know will be provided here so no private messages. All my NL messages go to spam anyway. I know this is not the right thread for this. Bear with me.

Obviously many of us here love food and love to post about it. Why not use that passion to make passive income in the long term? Instead of just doing it here why not make a small website and profit from it. The same pictures and comments you put here, you can as well do the same on your own website and make money from it. Setting up a website is easy as phuck. You can have one going in an hour and completely set it up with articles in under a month, slap adsense on it and just leave it.

True story: So about 6 or 7 years ago, I stumbled upon a youtube channel called lazyasstoner. There was this very very young guy talking about how you can make lots of money just from blogging. I gulped everything he said and decided to set up one just the way he said it. Guess what? In my mind at the time I thought the site was a flop. 6 months in, I only had like 10 visits to the website. See as I de vex. That was the last time I messed with it. Fast forward 2 years later. One day, I went to my mail box, opened up one of the mails and saw a cheque for $980. Wtf? I thought it was a tax refund but I’d already gotten my refund I thought to myself. Guess what? It was from Google. From then on I’ve been receiving checks every month. Sometimes lower but I always get a check. After that first cheque, I immediately set up another website on a totally different niche. Sure enough, same thing happened after about a year and half. Now I have 15 websites. I even set up one where I don’t have to write shit. It’s called autoblogging. The software just scans the internet for niche articles that I programme into it and downloads it to the website. That sounds complicated but it really isn’t. A 15 year old can do it.

Niche: Now to be successful with this you have to pick the right niche. I was lucky with my first one since I did not know what I was doing. You can set up a website and it will definitely fail if you don’t pick the right niche. Find a subject that solves a problem and the keyword has low competition. For instance, a lot of people can’t cook right. Show them how. It definitely does not have to be about cooking though. I have websites dedicated to how to jump higher so you can dunk a basketball, yoga, how to build a shed, birds, haunted houses, amazon products where I just copied stuff on amazon and just pasted them on my site and if anyone buys I get paid, I even got one on how to give a good BJ. One of my best performers. Women love that site. And if you don’t like writing or have zero knowledge on the subject, just find someone to write them for you. And you can find writers everywhere. You’d be surprised that I’ve had people write articles for me who live in Nigeria. During this lockdown, I took the opportunity to start a new one about training dogs and I’m almost done. Simple 6 page site. I wrote some of the articles and got some chick from china to write the rest. Do I like dogs? No. It doesn’t matter. As long as the website solves a problem it does not matter what your opinion is about it.

Marketing: Wish I knew this when I first started. Cheapest way is using social media platforms. You need to build a community around your site. Facebook, Instagram, and Tumblr work best for me. Then if you want to fast track your site, you can use paid methods. Like this new site I just built. I will set up a facebook fan page and start posting gifs and memes. Same with Tumblr and Instagram. Then I would invest a very, very small amount on Bing ads and google ads to drive traffic to the site. Remember, your site is dedicated to solving a problem so you can put up ads pushing people to the solution. When you do all this, google will eventually organically pick up your site. When a lot of people are clicking your link, google will be like “why are people going to this site”? Then they’ll start watching how long people stay on your site, how engaged they are, how they are sharing your site on social media, and how they are clicking internal links on your site. The dog training site already had 72 shares. That is absolutely amazing for a one month old site. To hammer the nail on the head you can set up a youtube channel about your niche and link it to your site. Post like 4 videos and that’s it. And you don’t have to know anything about youtube to do this. Just pay someone on fiverr to do the videos and set the whole thing up.

Passive income is the future.

I wish I knew half the sh%t I know now when I was younger. I’d be a phucking gazzillionaire but you know what they say. Hind sight is always 20/20. Good luck.

cococandy:


Corn on pizza?
Hehe. I’m better than you with my pineapples.

I think we will be alright. Half corn and half pineapples

pocohantas:


Yes, egusi and osu. Osu serves as the hardener.

With time you’ll learn to work out the ratio of osu to egusi. Picture of both attached.

pocohantas:


Lmao, really? What do you use it for? I heard some people use it to cook egusi soup.
Thanks nne.