A woman came late one night and
when she opened the bedroom she
saw four legs sticking out from under
the covers of the bed. She grabbed a
cricket bat and started hitting them as
hard as she could, leaving the two
people screaming for help, broken
ankles and all. She then went to the
kitchen to get an axe. As she turned on
the light she saw her husband sitting at
the table listening to the music on his
headphones. "Hi, darling," he said. "
Your parents came to visit so i let them
stay in our room.