70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running
behind young girls?"


Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it"

Na lie, Unless the Man no use Omega 2000

lol

hmnn

lol

@Richdad

U don add omega 2000 to small stout?

Or mix power horse and smirnoff?

Abi u don try to chop dry cabin buscuit without water?

Man na eternity u go dey go till the girl beg u to stop. That old man needed these formulas

Ituen,
Thanks for the gist, I am heading for the Lab straight for some practicals ,

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ITUEN  

i fear u o  

ituen u too sabi

may be he has 2 brain fix into one head

For ur info

I be 1945 pikin with a lotta experience right from the colonial days thru independence and past Y2K era

Even my bla bla get white hair sef

Hi guys, I had a great time reading all the stuff on Nairaland so i decided to register. I live in the Uk, and here you dont really get to see down-to-earth nigerians to laugh with. The effisy is too much. Anyway you'll be hearing from me again. Happy Valentine's day!!!! Enjoy 

ituen:

For your info

I be 1945 pikin with a lotta experience right from the colonial days through independence and past Y2K era

Even my bla bla get white hair sef

 Chinneke   See Methuselah  

@Checkmeout,
You are welcome, How Mama Shirley ??

@ituen
i tot as much

@newbie
u welkum to nld

Angel Gabriel came with this report to God. "Lord,these Nigerians are really causing trouble up in here.The streets of Heaven are litered with beer bottles and cigarette stubs.They refuse to wear heavenly robes,instead they wear jeans and boots.Moreover,they refuse to sing Angelic praises and they throw parties all the time".God discovers there is more space in hell and tries to call satan.The phone rings for 30 minutes before satan picks."What's your problem",says God."Why did you keep me waiting this long?"."Sorry God",Satan starts."Its these Nigerians you sent down here.They have just imported Air Conditioning Units and right about now,they've started installing them!"

tyty girl na real wah

I love my Naija People , Life goes on Never A dull Moment , Before you go know Fela go don start Show
Tyty,
You are killing me softly

@iyale mi
abegi, e no easy
@richy
no koba mi for hia o

tyty how did u know what angel gabriel went to tell God, are u a dead person in heaven or have u started seeing angel gabriel in ur dreams.






is it love or hunger that is causing all this.


and pls stop insulting Nigerians

Akoba Ke,
Thats the way i am feeling

richy abeg no kobbalize my iyawo ooo,

u guys are realy making my day hre

iyawo mi carry go

Lola,
You shut your door against me in the Cold and now you are initiating tyty to do same abi ?? God dey ooo

rich dad
so na tyty u dey drag now

richy, sorry neva vex only say u com late, but sha me n my iyale go find alternative for u, ok with dat?

@ success

dnt u noe i dwell wit d angels?
am an angel mysef

hmmmmmmmmmm





i love angels

@tyty,
 Well let see what you gals going to come up with   But remember an Angel Like you doesn't deserve to be a second foddle to anybody, aYou deserve to me number one and only not number two  

success123:

i love angels

Go die now so that when you get to heaven you see them phlenty phlenty for there Ashawo

am their protector, i dnt av to cum like an angel for real but like a normal human being, just acting like d second wife  

adviser, no be u dey posu lola everywhere, ashawo to lo mecca part 2.





rich dad we will get there just take it easy.

lol
Cabin biscuit without water?

WTF , I beg leave them and come and protect me, i got something special for you ,


 @Success,
 Me?pursue lola   , Dont mind her she dey show herself, na fukc-up,

 Yeah!!! You're right every Dog gats It's own day