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Lawyers And Generosity by sammy6(m): 11:25am On Feb 18, 2008
The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.

The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your
research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has
medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way representative mumbled, "Um, No."

"Or," the lawyer continued, "that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way representative began to stammer out an apology but was interrupted when the lawyer added,

"Or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident?" the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her penniless with three children?"

The humiliated United Way representative, completely beaten, said
simply, "I had no idea, "

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them , why should I give any to you ?"
Re: Lawyers And Generosity by Lolabbey: 11:51am On Feb 18, 2008
nna meeeeeeeeeeeeen,,

dis lawyer bad na real akagum abi aradte sef grin grin
Re: Lawyers And Generosity by segunpc(m): 4:20pm On Feb 18, 2008
both.

he has so many projects to execute in heaven so he is saving all his earnings.
Re: Lawyers And Generosity by TOYOSI20(f): 12:13am On Feb 19, 2008
Cool
Re: Lawyers And Generosity by clemcykul(f): 2:27pm On Feb 19, 2008
hilarious angry grin
Re: Lawyers And Generosity by Lolabbey: 2:30pm On Feb 19, 2008
@ segun

lol grin grin

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