Three lawyers and three engineers were travelling by train to a conference. At the station, each lawyer bought a ticket whereas the engineers bought only one ticket between them.
How are you going to travel on a single ticket? asked a lawyer.
Wait and watch? answered one of the engineers.

When they boarded the train, the lawyers took their seats, but the three engineers crammed into a toilet and closed the door behind them. Shortly after the train started, the ticket collector arrived. He knocked on the toilet door and asked, Ticket please? The door opened just a crack and a single
arm emerged with a ticket in hand. The ticket collector took it and moved on. Seeing this, the lawyers decided to the same thing on the return trip.
So when they got to the station, they bought only one ticket. To their astonishment, the engineers didn't buy any.How are you going to travel without a ticket? asked one of the perplexed lawyers.
Wait and watch? answered an engineer.

In the train, the three engineers crammed into a toilet and the three lawyers into another nearby. Soon after the train started, one of the engineers got out of the toilet and walked to one where the lawyers were hiding.
He knocked on the door and said, Ticket, please?

Stale!
*No offence*

Nice one @Poster

You? Lol

hmmm b4 nko?

Studio - abeg stop stalking me O!

Press bossoms
*charges*

abeg, no start dat one again O!

dis no be hangover thread

Smiles

<and smiles back too>

u sure sey na your church mind u dey take smile back so?

ok, np, I'll just ignore you from now on

well, if that would make u happy

Studio CFR:

u sure sey na your church mind u dey take smile back so?

Explain yourself 

What's wrong with smilling back at you 

Efe no dey yarn with unfriendly people!   

here hhhmmm that one solve anything?

<gasps for breath>

Yeeesssssssssss O!!!

every woman wants to be pampered,  hhhmm

just pamper dem and there problem with you don solve

hahaha

talking from experience

^^ I trust you!

u dey talk like one person wey i know here, the person just disappear after her puter crashed

I don't use old fakes.

My laptop's latest technology and never crashes!!

u wish hehehe

In my area of work, only the best will do 

Shift back i wan pass

no jam sotin on your way out sha

'an while ur at it, don't look back!!

Why i go look dat Your back wey flat like slate? Mtchew

woman wey no get front or back belike mat wen dey hang for wall

Efe, fall under dat categoryB-)

lol, nor be me talk am

Lol no comment

na me u wan set up?

I enjoyed that joke. Never heard it before.