A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in
Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in
the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she
started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top,she
encountered a spotted owl that attacked her.

In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the
ground and got many splinters in her private parts. In
considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor.

He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining
room and he would see if he could help her.She sat and waited
for three hours before the doctor reappeared.

The angry lady demanded " What took you so long?" and he
replied "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental
Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land
Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a
recreational area."

nitty,

pls tell me when to laugh

please this joke is very very very dry.Abeg write something else.tanx

Recreational area indeed. Are u sure that it happened to a lady from Carlifonia?

hey guys read again and get de joke it aint dat bad,keep it comin nity

@ ALL except folly

na today i know say most of una just dey laff to jokes because others don laff before una.

the joke simply means that, the woman has got pubic hair as thick as a forest unda tha hips.

the splinters are the trees the doc had to take permission for before taking them out.

READ BETWEEN THE LINES PPLE. . . !

the lady is blessed with a natural forest.

please no deforestation

@kronkykay and folly,

thanks for explaining to them.

@all
I tire for una

even me sef

clemcy i no tire for u cos i know say u understood the kini so laugh it off

make i laff it of

buhahahhahahahaha
hahhahhahahahaha
hahahahahhahahahha
lol

beta for u

@nity that was a wonderful joke pls keep it come
am still laughing mt ass off

pls take it easy so u don't laugh ur mouth off too

@nity thanks so much am cooling off now, i dont want to laugh off my mouth jare

better

make i help u buy padlock?

oya now, make i use am padlock ur nyash

in ur nightmares

no, in his night gown

i pity you success. make u no over run ur mouth turn to failure oh

hmmmm na wah ooooo

To my Wife:

The joke rocks. Any1 who doesnt like it can kiss ur . . . . . . . . . toe nails

u no want make she cum wen dem kiss her A55?

U for allow dem now!

if he gree na death warrant be dat

notting they happen

Ituen hi,
I like that chick wey dey type for that computer wey dey ur house
na nice chick oooo u fit help me arrange the girl.

@poster,
dont mind them o jare the thread is very funny but pls can u tell me the name
of the person and her house address cus i ve got sumone who can help her.

she doesn't need ur help, ;Dgood Jamaican

kanmo sly help urself first!

@ nightnurse,
I dont know when u turn urself to be sumone else mouthpiece
u never can tell the lady might need my help and i promise to render any kind of help
just to make sure the place is cleared atleast for the betterment of those that will be coming
to this world thru that place.

@ituen,
how do i help myself first.

damn kano sly is blind!

i resemble iteun

@clemcykul,
pls cool down for him,he is already confused.

@kanmosyl,
the thing get as hn dey do you ba? just take it easy.