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| the intestines. . . ..BG by bingbagbo(m): 8:59pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Policarp was taking a stroll in his backyard garden and spotted a youngman squatting at the other side of the garden.what struck him was that, the moment the young man saw him, he(the youngman) immediately took off the cup he was wearing and lowered it onto the ground.this drew Policarp's attention and moved to where the youngman was squatting, Policarp:And what are you doing in my garden boy? YOUNGMAN:oh sah no vex haha, i just caught a dove in your garden and since i dont want it to escape, i have covered it with my cup sah, Policarp: hmmmm....dove *he grinned* YOUNGMAN:Sah please can you watch it while i go home to bring my nest to fetch it? Policarp:No problem!...dove , how i love doves *smiled broadly * the youngman left the garden running.After some five minutes, Policarp decided to steal the dove, so he bent and lifted the cup covering the dove lightly and carefully.The smell around the garden changed immediately Policarp:HMNN! this bird don mess(whispered to himself).Policarp brought back his hairy hand from under the cup, and it was covered with fresh hot human excreta A.K.A shittz!!!  thank you.  |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by ecolime(m): 10:22pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
You are sick.. Lmao |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by Tsmooth1(m): 10:25pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
Chop banana till u go yo!
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| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by bingbagbo(m): 10:38pm On Dec 18, 2012 |
ecolime: You are sick.. Lmao  |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by Onyeasi(m): 6:40am On Dec 19, 2012 |
It was not funny at all.. *smack down* |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by bingbagbo(m): 8:53am On Dec 19, 2012 |
Onyeasi: It was not funny at all.. onyeasi means shittz in my native language |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by fleyboy02: 10:01am On Dec 19, 2012 |
Lwkmd... Lafin in chi-wun-ho  |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by bingbagbo(m): 10:30am On Dec 19, 2012 |
fleyboy02: Lwkmd... Lafin in chi-wun-ho are you half-chinese?  |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by Onyeasi(m): 2:21pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:*lands him a mopol hand slap* |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by fleyboy02: 9:52am On Dec 20, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:yap jaz return 4rm chai-chai-soon-funk-junk wif ma sun-glass  and two oda packs..Care 4 one?  |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by Ruqaya(f): 10:56am On Dec 20, 2012 |
no it isn't a joke. |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by chakula: 12:36pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
Ruqaya: no Seriously, |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by fleyboy02: 12:54pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
chakula:who said it was a joke before?  |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by chakula: 3:32pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
fleyboy02: who said it was a joke before? It was a literature! Sorry. |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by fleyboy02: 11:25pm On Dec 20, 2012 |
chakula:Any one ยก~_^...at least they still jot it down |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by Nobody: 6:15am On Dec 21, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:Lmfao.... |
| Re: the intestines. . . ..BG by bingbagbo(m): 11:26am On Dec 21, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Lmfao.... |
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