UNIABUJA
Mei Ruwa----- A mallam dat sell water
Okpo---- A ruins person (boy or girl)
Straff----- We all know dat
Fatima----- A nickname for F9

Thee list continues

Wounded: Students Transferred From A Course To Another On The Basis Of Poor Performance....e.g. 'The Guy Na Medicine Wounded Joor...

Kslib:
Guy,see as you use grammar finish my 1gig.. Na today i know say some grammar suck mb pass youtube videos..
Mumunus odemus: A person who tries to insult GEJ for no reason,and ends up fooling himself..

lmbao! prof soyinka, typing wrong grammar is fun... i enjoy d criticism n fame... u should try it sometime.

Madonna University
As e dey hot - don't waste time
No get joy - damnly serious people (no jokes)
Amstel - A (grade)
Fayrouz - F9

Benue State University
OTEPU-galfriend
ONIONS-toilet
ONIONS PACK-empty wallet
HELPING-sex
H-hunger

yuzedo: Huh? In Harvad Univasity were I graduate from, we don't speak all this shagbajantis langwage slangs!

All hail Harvad, AWUA!

Out school anthem is the 2nd vers of oringo jyrate.. Yes o!

Bad boi

victorD3: Ravine boy : A cultist

Ekpo/micro chips/Bomb/brain support : expo

Tutu mkpong : derive from ibibio language meaning "till tomorrow". Used to describe a girl going to sleep off campus with boy friend or for money

UNIUYO : Great tuskers!!

Naso bro! Including officing: colecting widout permission, iyaba sira: canteen, dis wz comon in perm site.

UNIZIK Awka

UniSTRESS- Named after the school due to the stress students pass in shuttling from temp site to perm site before the whole faculty moved to perm site

Wilderness or Boys high school- Faculty of Engineering, was named wilderness cos d faculty was isolated from the rest during the inception of the perm site building. Boys high school for the fact that most engineering departments have only guys without a single female eg mechanical engineering and MME

Bakassi- faculty of management science

mgbo or bullet- expo

Ndi mgbu - Anti cult squad

In my alma, UNN nsukka, we use slangs like;
TIDY - When sometin is done extraordinarily good/bad
EFCC - When the result or class performance is so bad.
JONSER - When u are a foolish joker
ZUOO - When ur insane
CHAO - U wanna go eat.
TANKER - A sexy girl (as they say)
BELLOSHIP - Going 2 a female hostel 2 see a chick.
MATERIAL - School or academics books/handoup
HOW MUCH - When someone shows up 2 advertise his product.
LION - Our school's nick name, etc.

1. She u dey whine me? - this used when u kno u are being given false info....
2. FH - female hostel
3. Na u o - this is used to hail a person who is doing a particular odd thing e.g eatin a very expensive food towards d end of d semester
4. No shunting - means u must not break d line or cheat while on queue... Especially for d school's mancot buses. I REP FUNAAB.

"i won go italy".. meaning: "i want to go n eat"

Mgbor: means expo in ABSU

Ola Johnson: OAU, Ile-Ife (Great Ife)
1. "Igi iwe, eso odo" is used for a person that reads a lot but comes out with poor results.
2. EFICO is used for the best students.
3. MOZ 101 is used for those that go after girls in Mozambique Hall car park, ANGLOMOZ, used by Angola and Mozambique halls.
4. ECOWAS: Education Committee of Weak and Average Students.
5. "L'ogba yi" mean on this campus.
6. Risky i.e bread with egg in it.

se ise wa: do you have work for us...used by indigenes looking for extra income from hostel chores.
tangboro- town igboro:used by bus conductors plying the university.
You are HIV carrier, we know you are, we are sure you are, you are HIV carrier: used by awo boyz to mock a girl that shakara alot.
Whitehouse:faculty of science(physical sciences), renowned for giving F's and extra years.
risky burger: bread and egg fried with 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil.the best ones are from Awo...
dangerous burger: bread and fried akara.
Milo:shouts of Milo by excited students at amphi.
iya egin: shack food canteen at old buka
quarters boy/girl: students living in staff residential area.
market:faculty of admin and law at night during exam period.

FUNAAB... "La Cram la pour" : a pseudo-french slang for d attitude of students towards reading wen its time 4 tests especially. It simply means u are cramming only to pour d contents down on d day of exam.
SUB- student union building..behind dis building,there are several shops dat sell food...dats where boys recharge...e.g. "i wanna go attend SUB 201"
BB- Bread nd beans

#80million:
*speechless*
LAUTECH!
DID I MAKE TOP 7?

supercool!!!...so ur a fellow LADOKITE?sweet!!!...but u no dey try wit this ur first to comment thing o..rep us real cool Mehn

debt na debt! most of you know this so don't pretend

fish:babe
chop fish :fuch babe
fu wukari the grt chroc

pyyxxaro: AAU EKPOMA

Na to blow tools ( shoot everywhere )

guy if na d same AAU a.k.a (Another Anoited University) wey I attend then u seriously need a refund cos u were one of those terrorists disturbin dat town.

Yabatech.
Yaba college of Tension. Wen its becoming stresful.
Channel O- a place in bakassi hostel where guys peep thru a hole to see naked female students.

Sijo01: AAU, EKPOMA

Injury Period: Towards the end of every semester, no foodstuff, no much money.
E don set: Crises in town

u were a female terror too I guess.

RSUST
DAGBO: this is used when a student try to fake something like, copying assigment from someone, fake sch fees receipt etc.

dabrake: FGC, IK EK
EVIL MEN: students who stay awake all night to study.
Etymology : Matt 13 : 25.
RICE & BEANS: 2 different pair of bathroom slippers.
NO BE THERE: when 'e don be'

UNIUYO

KEROSENE : A student who can study all night without taking a nap.
OWO(meaning someone) : Original Wicked Organism.
AFANG-MELON-DRAW: soup combination of either afang/okazi and egusi, afang and okro, egusi and okro or 3 of them.
SODOM & GOMORRAH : female hostel(W6). Where 'every every' hold.
FANTASTIC : that kind of grade "F" where by even an additional 20 marks won't stop you from failing.
ESTHER/FOODIES/2ND GATE/PREFAB: where bobos fit chop. Omo, if you no sabi those places, you never start.
BABA[LOLA] : engine boys will explain better.
ARSENE WENGER: those who will rather buy keypoints, photocopy textbooks and notebooks instead of buying theirs but will always do well at the end.
FERGUSON: Students wey dey sort die to pass.
HOWARD WEBB : Lecturer wey dey collect sorting die.
BALOTELLI : Girl with a silly attitude. . .
Many more to come. Hostel boys no go kill person with laff

This is funny..damn.

Jenams: u were a female terror too I guess.

Chinekee! How did you come to a conclusion on that??

AAU Ekpoma- Another Anointed University
EFCC-bad result
NFA-campus biz center
Mama Aluta-campus restaurant

SBabaJ: Every School Has Certain Slangs And Jargons Unique To The Institution. Two From The University Of Ilorin Where I Completed My Studies Are.
Face Tanke: This Term Is Usually Used To Describe Those Who Made Less Than 1.5 (Used To Be 1.0) In Their First Academic Year And Have Been Advised To Withdraw.
Permanent Stress: Ideally, P.S. Stands For Permanent Site But Due To The Stressful Nature Of Academic Activities, Permanent Stress Was Coined.
Kindly Regale Us With Those Particular To Your School.

. Also in unilorin... Some common slangs are ... Face tanke. (For those unserious student that were being sent packing) tanke is a student area... Another is iweeeeee. ( A brilliant person). And so on

OAU
SPIDER- Faculty of Tech. Building. The building is built in the shape of a spider'

zibe: ZUWO- a synonym for "stupid" in UNN (UNEC to be precise, the other campus). I remember we always used it jokingly. Funny, I still use it on my friends from same school, almost 2yrs after leaving.

am not sure i'l eva get tired of dis particular slang*teamnsukka

saxywale:
se ise wa: do you have work for us...used by indigenes looking for extra income from hostel chores.
tangboro- town igboro:used by bus conductors plying the university.
You are HIV carrier, we know you are, we are sure you are, you are HIV carrier: used by awo boyz to mock a girl that shakara alot.
Whitehouse:faculty of science(physical sciences), renowned for giving F's and extra years.
risky burger: bread and egg fried with 1 teaspoon of vegetable oil.the best ones are from Awo...
dangerous burger: bread and fried akara.
Milo:shouts of Milo by excited students at amphi.
iya egin: shack food canteen at old buka
quarters boy/girl: students living in staff residential area.
market:faculty of admin and law at night during exam period.

Its so unfortunate in OAU there is no more Old Buka, Aluta Market and Science Mini-Market.

All eyes now on the new OAU Central Market behind New Buka.


And the sise wa's are now a thing of the past.

Gistwitherico: In my alma, UNN nsukka, we use slangs like; TIDY - When sometin is done extraordinarily good/bad EFCC - When the result or class performance is so bad. JONSER - When u are a foolish joker ZUOO - When ur insane CHAO - U wanna go eat. TANKER - A sexy girl (as they say) BELLOSHIP - Going 2 a female hostel 2 see a chick. MATERIAL - School or academics books/handoup HOW MUCH - When someone shows up 2 advertise his product. LION - Our school's nick name, etc.

NO TIME!..der's neva tym in unn accordin 2 d students

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Revolva: OKPO - a slut / ho a girl wey boiz dey chop anyhow

Delsu abi?

Addin 2 d Delsu list;
Kpenkus= pùs$y
Gböola=d1ck
Indigene=means u re fukin local
Linus=liar
Fine boys=thieves or robbers
In_jews men=cultists
Delta stress university (delsu)