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This Old Italian Man . . . by goldenval(m): 9:50pm On Feb 18, 2008
This Old Italian Man Went to the doctor for a check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape the person is in and asks,
"How do you stay in such great physical condition?"

I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm
in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up
and down the fairways." "Have a glass of vino, and all is well."

"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?"

"Who said my Dad's dead?"

The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's
still alive. How old is he?"

"He's 100 years old," says the Old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed
with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a
walk, that's why he's still alive , he's Italian and he's a golfer
too."

"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to
it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my grandpa's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?"

"He's 118 years old," says the Old Italian golfer.

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went
golfing with you this morning too?"

"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married
today."

At this point, the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married!
Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?"

"Who said he wanted to?"
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by TOYOSI20(f): 12:07am On Feb 19, 2008
Cool
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Feb 19, 2008
married for lyfe grin

bla bla bla keeps em going its all pleasant grin
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by goldenval(m): 2:40pm On Feb 19, 2008
cemcghost, maybe u will giver am ur sister to married lol cry cry cry
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by clemcykul(f): 3:07pm On Feb 19, 2008
goldenval am tired of u let me be haba

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