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This Old Italian Man . . . by goldenval(m): 9:50pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
This Old Italian Man Went to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the person is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?" I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape." I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways." "Have a glass of vino, and all is well." "Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?" "Who said my Dad's dead?" The doctor is amazed "You mean you're 80 years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?" "He's 100 years old," says the Old Italian golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's why he's still alive , he's Italian and he's a golfer too." "Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?" "Who said my grandpa's dead?" Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80 years old and your grandfather's still living! Incredible, how old is he?" "He's 118 years old," says the Old Italian golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?" "No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because he's getting married today." At this point, the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why would a 118 year-old guy want to get married?" "Who said he wanted to?" |
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by TOYOSI20(f): 12:07am On Feb 19, 2008 |
Cool |
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by clemcykul(f): 2:31pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
married for lyfe bla bla bla keeps em going its all pleasant |
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by goldenval(m): 2:40pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
cemcghost, maybe u will giver am ur sister to married lol |
Re: This Old Italian Man . . . by clemcykul(f): 3:07pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
goldenval am tired of u let me be haba |
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