There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.

Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys. He is going to try to kiss you; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

She continued, "He is going to try to feel your breast; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. He is going to try to put his hand between your legs; you are going to like that, but don't let him do that."

Then the grandmother said, "But, most importantly, he is going to try to get on top of you and have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family."

With that bit of advice in mind, the granddaughter went on her date and could not wait to tell her grandmother about it.

The next day she told her grandmother that her date went just as the old lady said.

She said, "Grandmother, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried, I turned him over, got on top of him and disgraced his family."

seen it b4,

bt i lik d way u MERIX sory REMIX it

well,recycling has nvr been a sin,lol

its a big black sin my dear repent b4 the gods deal with u and ur remix

Hahaha!! Nice one.

clemcykul:

its a big black sin my dear repent before the gods deal with u and your remix

the gods worship me dearie.and u seeing another version first doesnt make this a remix.i'm sure if twaz d other way round,u wlda called the other a remix

ure wurung and ryte in this land we dont tolerate remix and copy nd paste
but given ur name ure pardoned go and sin no more